I'm serious. Happy to be vaulted. We'll win this. Early goal, soak up pressure, then a late one on the counter. 2-0.
Ha ha your refs don’t allow you to concede the first goal in a game. Imagine you had to chase it rather than just sit back and kill teams on the counter all game? Imagine the referees allowing you to be under pressure for a single minute of this entire season. Don’t be stupid. Will be a repeat of the Lallana dive in the last cup tie when the ref had his whistle in his mouth before contact was even made (not that there was barely any, and it wasn’t even definitely in the area). You’ve already had the home draw you wanted (third time at Anfield in a row in the cup), you’ve now had the referee choice you wanted (Moss and Atkinson FFS), now I’m sure they’ll leave nothing to chance and ensure that you win regardless of whether you deserve to or not.
Switch the dressing rooms, move the fixtures about, special dispensations left right and centre, no need for a big screen in your stadium, extra time going into 8 minutes when you’re not winning, bizarrely making opposition teams listen to a fan anthem before every game, every single pundit and media outlet rooting for you - it’s almost as if it’s not a level playing field. Don’t say that out loud though because half of Surrey will attack you on Twitter bringing up Firmino’s elbow or something in the one decision that gone against them in about 5 years.