Car Parking

[Joey66]

The people who have a driveway with expensive gates & never bother to close them ,but only close them if they are away - then theirs the idiots who park opposite your drive not realising it is an offence - I went out to this couple in such a car as it stopped us getting off my drive they argued- so I just got a 2 p coin in my hand & stated leave it there when you come back you will need a new paint job - they soon cleared off .....
I told my local retired sergeant- they never returned with his works van to park there as they stated the argument got heated ... complete knobheads ...

 

[skucksy]

I find it stressful when there are lots of spaces available and I have to pick the 'right one' to park in.

Stresses me out when I park the van out the way and some divvy parks right next to me. It’s hard enough parking this shed on wheels.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Car parks are only good for one thing

Settling THE.AGGRO.

 

[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

I can parallel park pretty well, but reverse bay parking I'm an absolute liability.

My Mrs is a much better driver than me (in the same way that Colin McCray is a much better driver than me). Space to small for the car? Bosh, straight in. Bay parking? Reverse every time. At speed. Approaching a roundabout at dangerous speed? Bosh, skids to a halt if something is coming. How quickly a car accelerates  matters to her. I wanted to get a genteel 0.9 litre Ford Focus but we ended up with a 2 litre petrol Golf because "it's just so much much faster."

 

[Micky_T]

540 degrees? So you can see all the way round and then halfway round again?

Yes, exactly that.

It's actually 360 degrees all the way round and 180 over the top.

 

[Jimishorts]

so I just got a 2 p coin in my hand & stated leave it there when you come back you will need a new paint job

Sage advice, Mr six six.

If in doubt, criminal damage.

 

[Joey66]

Sage advice, Mr six six.

If in doubt, criminal damage.

They were looking for a fight - never been back ....ass holes

 

[PhilM]

I can parallel park pretty well, but reverse bay parking I'm an absolute liability.

My Mrs is a much better driver than me (in the same way that Colin McCray is a much better driver than me). Space to small for the car? Bosh, straight in. Bay parking? Reverse every time. At speed. Approaching a roundabout at dangerous speed? Bosh, skids to a halt if something is coming. How quickly a car accelerates  matters to her. I wanted to get a genteel 0.9 litre Ford Focus but we ended up with a 2 litre petrol Golf because "it's just so much much faster."

Align your wing mirror with two lines beyond your parking bay, put it on full lock and then gradually take the lock off until you're straight.

You'll go in perfectly pretty much every time unless your car is extremely small or extremely long.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I can parallel park pretty well, but reverse bay parking I'm an absolute liability.

My Mrs is a much better driver than me (in the same way that Colin McCray is a much better driver than me). Space to small for the car? Bosh, straight in. Bay parking? Reverse every time. At speed. Approaching a roundabout at dangerous speed? Bosh, skids to a halt if something is coming. How quickly a car accelerates  matters to her. I wanted to get a genteel 0.9 litre Ford Focus but we ended up with a 2 litre petrol Golf because "it's just so much much faster."

McRae*

 

[Jimishorts]

They were looking for a fight - never been back ....ass holes

End of, as you might say.

 

[Joey66]

Align your wing mirror with two lines beyond your parking bay, put it on full lock and then gradually take the lock off until you're straight.

You'll go in perfectly pretty much every time unless your car is extremely small or extremely long.

Try reversing a trailer....