Car Parking

How do you park?

  • I park front in first, like a normal human being

  • I reverse in to show everyone I’m a psychopath.

  • I park across three spaces, just to wind everyone up.

  • I love parking across people’s drives so they can’t get in/out


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NeilMorepies

Player Valuation: £40m
Tell are you good at it?
Do you still have to get your dad to help?
Where is your favourite parking space?
What lengths have you gone through to get a good space?
Are you at war with someone over a parking space?

Tell us all your Car parking woes.
 
Mostly reverse park because I actually passed my driving test and was trained accordingly. Its also easier to maneuver out of the space. However at the supermarket I have the rear of the car accessible for the shopping. Because I'm not mental.

I got a BMW recently but despite the peer pressure I'm not parking sideways yet.
 
Tell are you good at it?
Do you still have to get your dad to help?
Where is your favourite parking space?
What lengths have you gone through to get a good space?
Are you at war with someone over a parking space?

Tell us all your Car parking woes.
Got a new car reciently it's got a reversing camera never had one before, it's great for reverse parking.
 
I tend to reverse into to spaces, find it easier than driving in forwards - exception being supermarkets.

Current car has crash avoidance software, so if i reverse down my drive faster than a snail, it completely locks up and gives any occupants whiplash. (Have a dwarf wall on the passenger side of the drive)
 
I tend to reverse into to spaces, find it easier than driving in forwards - exception being supermarkets.

Current car has crash avoidance software, so if i reverse down my drive faster than a snail, it completely locks up and gives any occupants whiplash. (Have a dwarf wall on the passenger side of the drive)
Not arsed about ye parking but really need to know more about the dwarf. Thanks
 
My new car has 540 degree cameras so parking is like playing a video game. I just watch the car on the big ipad style screen and direct the car in to the space. I never need to use my mirrors or look out the windows any more. Super simples.
 
Back in the days when there was a 'joyriding' fad and car theft was a common occurence, I was advised by a copper to always try to park front in.
Little scrotes wanted an easy get away so would target cars with an easy exit.
Old habits die hard and I still tend to park front in.
 
House up the road from us is causing parking carnage.
Woman and her daughter both have cars.
The woman’s fella has a van and a car. The daughter’s live-in boyfriend also has a car.

If you get in after 6pm you’ve got no chance of parking on the road. Another reason why I hate all the midweek games this season
 

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