Caption this photo - from the front page of the official Everton site right now:

[Username]

Met Sharpy a few times earlier this year, top bloke.

 

[canuckblue]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/07/20/panda-monium-for-sharp-in-china

Och, lads, it's a wee bit tighter than I thought.

 

[BoysInBlue]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/08/02/sharpy-joins-the-warriors

Sharpy: "Anyone seen Princess Fiona?"

 

[Phyllis Stein]

I thought our League Title hopes were on the extinct list...

 

[bluejock]

What the [Poor language removed] is Sharpy doing?

 

[RFUS]

What the [Poor language removed] is Sharpy doing?

Pouring out the final few drops of his dignity bottle.

 

[bluejock]

Is he auditioning for Idiot Abroad like?

 

[BoysInBlue]

Is he auditioning for Idiot Abroad like?

He's our very own Boris Johnson.

I'm surprised he never beat Boris to the zip-wire and did the ride from the Main Stand into Bullens Road.

 

[BiggyRat]

Sharpy looks over a number of other items we can sell to Man U.

 

[BoysInBlue]

Ha, Sharp's back in China - caption this one lads:

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/07/20/panda-monium-for-sharp-in-china

Sharpey was excited at the prospect of more bamboo

 

[science]

ex Everton forward can confirm giant panda is up the duff after a grueling internal

 

[blue61]

Ha, Sharp's back in China - caption this one lads:

Ok Sheeds, try and bend one round this wall then.

 

[allezlesbleus]

Ok Sheeds, try and bend one round this wall then.

Good start!

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Weird i saw sharpy in town today. Hanging around L1 like a busker with no instrument.