Caption this photo - from the front page of the official Everton site right now:

[davek]

Man in Panda Suit Accuses Former Everton Ace of Sexual Assault

 

[Beagers]

Sharpy always "Panda's"to anything Bill requests!!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

FFS Lads, it's 'Z-Cars' not feckin 'Panda Cars.'

 

[nigelcoyb]

"Tighter than Kenwright's wallet that"

 

[whiteshadow]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/07/20/panda-monium-for-sharp-in-china

Panda: "Why's this guy talking with his mouth closed and can someone tell him to get his hand out of my ....."

 

[everton4ever]

the pills have kicked in, can anyone else see this fkiin panda

 

[GraemeS1980]

Sharp "There will be panda-monium at Goodison next season"

 

[argietoffee]

Something was not quite fully thought through with the Marketing Department's new photoshoot for the "MAKE GOODISON A BEAR PIT" campaign

 

[Caudy]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/07/20/panda-monium-for-sharp-in-china

Sharps ventriloquist act fails to launch

 

[toffeejack]

in the week john terry was cleared of racism, sharpy decided to organise his own racism awareness campaign. in the first part of his new series looking at those who are part of both races, he undertakes in depth interviews with the panda community.

The full story is on the official site lads.

Next Week: Sharpy talks to badgers and how they were affected by the luis suarez row

 

[bluejock]

Not a caption like but Sharpy looks like he's going to eat that f*cking panda.

 

[caught]

Scottish male does no bad for himself.

 

[Elong]

Sharpy makes the point that the panda population is a similar number to Everton's transfer budget this season...

 

[caught]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/07/20/panda-monium-for-sharp-in-china

"I Took My Baby
On A Saturday Bang
Boy Is That Girl With You
Yes We're One And The Same

Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight

But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

They Print My Message
In The Saturday Sun
I Had To Tell Them
I Ain't Second To None

And I Told About Equality
And It's True
Either You're Wrong
Or You're Right

But, If
You're Thinkin'
About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

I Am Tired Of This Devil
I Am Tired Of This Stuff
I Am Tired Of This Business
So When The
Going Gets Rough
I Ain't Scared Of
Your Brother
I Ain't Scared Of No Sheets
I Ain't Scare Of Nobody
Girl When The
Goin' Gets Mean

[L. T. B. Rap Performance]
Protection
For Gangs, Clubs
And Nations
Causing Grief In
Human Relations
It's A Turf War
On A Global Scale
I'd Rather Hear Both Sides
Of The Tale
See, It's Not About Races
Just Places
Faces
Where Your Blood
Comes From
Is Where Your Space Is
I've Seen The Bright
Get Duller
I'm Not Going To Spend
My Life Being A Color

[Michael]
Don't Tell Me You Agree With Me
When I Saw You Kicking Dirt In My Eye

But, If
You're Thinkin' About My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Baby
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White

I Said If
You're Thinkin' Of
Being My Brother
It Don't Matter If You're
Black Or White

Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now
Ooh, Ooh
Yea, Yea, Yea Now

It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo

It's Black, It's White
It's Tough For You
To Get By
It's Black , It's White, Whoo....................................Aye"

 

[BiggyRat]

He may be over 50, but he can still bang 'em in!!!