Caption Competition!

[BiggyRat]

Baines: "Ummm...Fabs baby...that statue looks more like Michael Jackson...are you sure Big Al Fayed said it was of you?"

 

[BlueSea]

Jags:"Damn I wanted the captains armband"
Baines:"God I feel like a right short arse!"

 

[BiggyRat]

Baines: "Lei-ton-Baines...I betcha think this song is about you, Leighton Baines..."
Jags: "Phil-Jag-Eee-elka...I betcha think this song is about you, Phil Jagiel...SHlT!"

 

[Raymondo077]

jags- have a look bainsey,,, is the klingon still staring me out of it?

 

[Raymondo077]

Lesscott- beam me up Scottie!

 

[Raymondo077]

Capello- Would you like sprinkles on your 99?

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Up and down just like our season.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Jags - Does he know that I scored the winner here 2 years ago ?

Baines - so off a free £20 bet with PaddyPower that would've won me, errr lets see, err double it and then add a zero, err £12.10.

 

[Sheedy's Third]

Bains : You know Jags,They can´t make a pie here ,

Jags:Tell me about it , and the chippys are last.5 quid a pint am not coming again.

 

[Del]

Here is an image of Phil Jagielka and Leighton Baines appearing to give less than their undivided attention to England coach Fabio Capello during a training session at Wembley prior Englands 1-1 draw with Ghana.

What are Jagielka and Baines thinking? - The best answer (via e-mail, here, Facebook or Twitter) receives a free £20 bet with our sponsor Paddy Power to place on the forthcoming Grand National!

Capello - "Ok as you can see i seem to have some sort of puss coming out of my wee wee"
Jags - "Eeeewwww it looks like custard"
Baines - "think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts"

 

[Can't buy class]

Baines: Hhhmmm, did I remember to Sky + the Dancing on Ice final?

Jags: This bloody straight jacket is too tight.

 

[blue61]

Baines to Jags "don't look now but one of the Nolan sisters is right behind you"

 

[Stoic Ape]

Jags "cant believe i said id cut off my left hand to be in the england squad"
Baines "atleast it wasnt your cock lid"

 

[uknightbreed]

caption 1 : capello : " the fa's insurance doesnt cover std's , so if your gonna shag a prozzie ,you will have to roll the condom down the shaft like this ......."

cpation2 : capello "its come to my attention that a certain person or persons have took a dump in andy carrols and lescotts boots ..... jags baines , im looking at you 2 "

 

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baines- `i wonder how long it would take to paint that gantry with a toothbrush `................................................................. jagielka- `shut the fck up capello, you dont even look Italian`