Cancer? No, it's a pea growing in your lung mate.

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Amazing stuff. Feel free to make your pea based puns.

Doctors say they have found a pea sprouting in the lung of a 75-year-old man from Boston.

Experts feared the worst when they studied Ron Sveden's X-rays and spotted a small dark spot.

The former teacher had worked for years smoking fish, and had already had emphysema before his health took a turn for the worse this summer.

By the time Mr Sveden reached the hospital, he had a collapsed left lung and pneumonia. Two biopsies came back negative for lung cancer.

Examining Mr Sveden's throat, Dr Jeff Spillane scraped away at an encrusted mass and discovered a sprout.

The doctor says Mr Sveden must have inhaled a pea that took root in his lung.
The pea was removed, and Mr Sveden has returned to health.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5glJfpPrAnTDqsfvTOO-t6wmT63AA
 

I'm really struggling to think of a quip, which saves me from boring you.

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