Bring Back Big Break

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Speaking of crap television shows. I thought I was hallucinating when I saw that camp bloke from Coronation Street with his own show...

Did someone at ITV lose a bet and have to commision the worst TV program ever?

What next?

Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave?
Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank?
Monkey tennis???
 

heatmeiser said:
Speaking of crap television shows. I thought I was hallucinating when I saw that camp bloke from Coronation Street with his own show...

Did someone at ITV lose a bet and have to commision the worst TV program ever?

What next?

Arm wrestling with Chas and Dave?
Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank?
Monkey tennis???
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One man and his dog, with Chico(y)
 

Dear Mr BBC,

Big Break was ace! And that racialist Davidson was as about as funny as Jon's relationship breakup.

Anyway, whens it coming back on?

Regards,

Welts, Lincolnshire.
 
Get typing. Send them a picture of you with a plant pot over your head holding a pitchfork in an aggressive manner.

Try not to let your new work chums catch you in the act though.
 
Done

Dear Sir/Madam

Why is Big Break no longer on our screens? It was the best programme I have ever seen on the BBC. I propose that this fine programme is brought back to it's rightful home of Saturday evenings.

John Virgo would be an essential part of the programme again, although not Jim Davidson. I don't think the public would be very happy to see his slightly racist presence on a regular basis. However, I'm sure there's plenty of other presenters available.

I have written a blog at bringbackbigbreak.blogspot.com which outlines my views in more detail.

The show would undoubtedly be the most popular thing on television since 'Deal or no Deal' got a bit dull.

Anyway, I hope you can sort something out.

Yours faithfully

David Robson
 
I wouldn't hold your breath Welts, those TV bastids hardly ever reply. I have sent them hundreds of emails and letters winding them up and asking for all sorts of things. I clearly have too much time on my hands....random example.

"Dear Sir/Madam,

Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Patrick Stone and I am the worlds first (and I am quite sure - only) 'Punk Gardener'.

I have been landscaping the gardens of Lancashire for nearly 4 years and 28 days. My 'twist' is that I make-over the gardens with a real 'punk' edge.

People have genuinely loved my creations.
I have painted lawns pink with a blue border, given conifers wild and crazy mohicans and pierced several sheds. All of which has been met with the crazed scream of "You should get your own show! On the telly!"
Literally everyone has loved my work (apart from an elderly lady but she has since sadly passed on). I could happily send you detailed plans and diagrams of my dotty creations if you require (I would love you to see them). I think you will agree, my work is definitely in the public interest and would make a highly entertaining show (possibly to be shown on a Thursday night).

I would really appreciate feedback from you regarding my chances of securing a television deal with you. I look forward to your reply.

Regards, Patrick Stone (Punk Gardener)"
 

Dear Mr Robson,

Stop sending indecent pictures of you on billiard tables to Mr Virgo. Anymore and he will contact his lawyer with a view to an injunction on you.

RACIALISTOPHOBE.

Regards,

Mr BBC
 
I'm not exactly holding my breath for a response.

Although my brother did get a reply when he complained about some gobshite presenter from our local news. :lol:
 

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