Bridging The Gap.

[Goat]

Defo, something like:

Its going to be boss at Wembley at the end of May,
Im lurking around the toilets as Ive heard Toccy is a bit gay,
The beer best be dead cold and the pizza without any fruit,
Dickov's gonna score the winning goal and web Goat as he's a beaut.

Poetry's not my thing then.

If you wanna start something im right here boy. I will hit you so hard you will beg me too kill you.

I like Les D, but I cant get "Oh Mavis" out my head everytime he posts and also the Holden that he was banging.

He speaks a lot of sense.

Him and LCAB are clearly the clever types who know stuff about stuff, like toccy, but with less grammar.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Defo, something like:

Its going to be boss at Wembley at the end of May,
Im lurking around the toilets as Ive heard Toccy is a bit gay,
The beer best be dead cold and the pizza without any fruit,
Dickov's gonna score the winning goal and web Goat as he's a beaut.

Poetry's not my thing then.

Les will embarrass you, lad.

Second line had me laughing. Although I'm confident you're more likely to run into Mikel there, than Tox.

A lovely day in May
Oh, I'm feeling gay
Mikelsgoat's head's in my crotch
Yay, he really is top-notch

COYB

I bet Les could do better

 

[Cal]

Defo, something like:

Its going to be boss at Wembley at the end of May,
Im lurking around the toilets as Ive heard Toccy is a bit gay,
The beer best be dead cold and the pizza without any fruit,
Dickov's gonna score the winning goal and web Goat as he's a beaut.

Poetry's not my thing then.

Thats ace that.

I'll punch you in the head, Goat
At Wembley when i sail a boat

 

[Goat]

You all think your jokers,
I hope I see you in the smokers,
You arse pokers.

 

[Les D]

Chico', Nebb', Tocky', MikelG, your cheques are in the post -- cheers lads.

Tocky', born & bread on Park Road, by the Royal Oak boozer. Now live on the edge of the Royal Blue Mersey, by all the Motor Showrooms on the Dock Road.


Nebb', the poem will have to wait, I'm afraid -- me bleedin' eldest lad has just been on the phone -- he's just crashed his motor into the back of a Corsa.

 

[Nebbiolo]

Chico', Nebb', Tocky', MikelG, your cheques are in the post -- cheers lads.

Tocky', born & bread on Park Road, by the Royal Oak boozer. Now live on the edge of the Royal Blue Mersey, by all the Motor Showrooms on the Dock Road.


Nebb', the poem will have to wait, I'm afraid -- me bleedin' eldest lad has just been on the phone -- he's just crashed his motor into the back of a Corsa.

Hope he's alright, Les.

Await the poem with much eagerness.

 

[Les D]

Hope he's alright, Les.

Await the poem with much eagerness.

Nebb', many thanks for the concern - good buddy. He's (my lad) alright, the female driver of the Corsa is alright. Her (the car) rear-end is a mess, back-left wheel is somewhere by the gearbox. Mu lads' damage -- right headlight blitzed, bonnet with a pyramid in the centre. No injuries but yer' never know what might result.

​

Now remember, I'm a little shook-up, so go easy on me. Here's a 16 liner :-

Everton, Oh Everton.​

No matter where you go, whatever you might see
Nothing can match the grandeur of EFC
Dean, Lawton, Royle, Latchford, Sharp, and Yakubu
Historic centre forwards, men to admire - never to rue.

The lastest batch of blue, forever on my mind
Their names are engraved in a heart meant to bind
Baines, Pienaar, Vaughan, Cahill, Jags, and Fellaini
Ready to write their names, on the stage - of new Wembley.

There's one thing they should know, when they play that May day
They belong to a family who yearn to see them play
They will come from afar, in their droves with a passion
Evertonians are unique, they're the kings - of football fashion.

So remember my boys, remember our name
We hail from Goodison Park where we honour our brave
Moyes is our general, Prince Rupert our tower
Everton, oh Everton, blue beacon - of power.​

 

[Nebbiolo]

Jesus Les (poet laureate), you really are very, very good. I hope you get something from writing professionally. It would take me a week of full-on commitment to get anything near to producing a poem half as good. Seriously mate, I'm impressed. Wow.

BTW, loved your post on NSNO about Everton's racist past. It stood out for being an honest appraisal of our darker days.

 

[a2b chris]

Nebb', many thanks for the concern - good buddy. He's (my lad) alright, the female driver of the Corsa is alright. Her (the car) rear-end is a mess, back-left wheel is somewhere by the gearbox. Mu lads' damage -- right headlight blitzed, bonnet with a pyramid in the centre. No injuries but yer' never know what might result.

​

Now remember, I'm a little shook-up, so go easy on me. Here's a 16 liner :-

Everton, Oh Everton.​

No matter where you go, whatever you might see
Nothing can match the grandeur of EFC
Dean, Lawton, Royle, Latchford, Sharp, and Yakubu
Historic centre forwards, men to admire - never to rue.

The lastest batch of blue, forever on my mind
Their names are engraved in a heart meant to bind
Baines, Pienaar, Vaughan, Cahill, Jags, and Fellaini
Ready to write their names, on the stage - of new Wembley.

There's one thing they should know, when they play that May day
They belong to a family who yearn to see them play
They will come from afar, in their droves with a passion
Evertonians are unique, they're the kings - of football fashion.

So remember my boys, remember our name
We hail from Goodison Park where we honour our brave
Moyes is our general, Prince Rupert our tower
Everton, oh Everton, blue beacon - of power.​

Pure class

 

[Nebbiolo]

Pure class

Totally. Bill should get the lad in on a salary.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Nebb', many thanks for the concern - good buddy. He's (my lad) alright, the female driver of the Corsa is alright. Her (the car) rear-end is a mess, back-left wheel is somewhere by the gearbox. Mu lads' damage -- right headlight blitzed, bonnet with a pyramid in the centre. No injuries but yer' never know what might result.

​

Now remember, I'm a little shook-up, so go easy on me. Here's a 16 liner :-

Everton, Oh Everton.​

No matter where you go, whatever you might see
Nothing can match the grandeur of EFC
Dean, Lawton, Royle, Latchford, Sharp, and Yakubu
Historic centre forwards, men to admire - never to rue.

The lastest batch of blue, forever on my mind
Their names are engraved in a heart meant to bind
Baines, Pienaar, Vaughan, Cahill, Jags, and Fellaini
Ready to write their names, on the stage - of new Wembley.

There's one thing they should know, when they play that May day
They belong to a family who yearn to see them play
They will come from afar, in their droves with a passion
Evertonians are unique, they're the kings - of football fashion.

So remember my boys, remember our name
We hail from Goodison Park where we honour our brave
Moyes is our general, Prince Rupert our tower
Everton, oh Everton, blue beacon - of power.​

Fantastic. That'll have to go in an FA Cup Final preview

Keep us updated on your lad. Sounds daft but if it was just complacency then it could be a good thing in the long run. A wake up call to keep his nouse about him when driving.

 

[Cal]

Les is ace.

 

[Les D]

Nebb', Chris, Dan, and Cal -- many thanks lads' -- you guys really are too kind, appreciated.

My delay in replying is because I'm flabbergasted at/with your comments.

​

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot Dan -- thanks for the concern toward my lad. To a degree you're spot-on -- he does certain things I don't approve of when he's driving, and I've b*llocked him. He drives a volvo which has the chassis of a Sherman Tank -- I think its strength saved him from serious injury.

 

[Les D]

BTW, loved your post on NSNO about Everton's racist past. It stood out for being an honest appraisal of our darker days.


Thanks for that Nebb' -- appreciated, fella'.

I remember being at an Everton v Man.Utd game at Goodison, around 1972 -- I was in the Enclosure and the stick two particular United fans got (because of their skin colour) made me very near throw-up with embarrassment.


Btw Nebb' -- I've never written or typed anything of a professional nature, I look upon it as a hobby.

 

[Nebbiolo]

BTW, loved your post on NSNO about Everton's racist past. It stood out for being an honest appraisal of our darker days.


Thanks for that Nebb' -- appreciated, fella'.

I remember being at an Everton v Man.Utd game at Goodison, around 1972 -- I was in the Enclosure and the stick two particular United fans got (because of their skin colour) made me very near throw-up with embarrassment.


Btw Nebb' -- I've never written or typed anything of a professional nature, I look upon it as a hobby.

The Enclosure had some right tits to be truthful. I remember this one young lad that used to stand there, the only black person in that part of the ground. Even his mates used to shout n***** at the opposition players. Disgusted me.

The most moronic racist abuse I ever heard was actually in the paddock. Some fcukwit screamed "[Poor language removed]" to a player. His mate turned to him and said, he's not from Pakistan, he's Italian. So immediately Neanderthal screams: "You fukcing daygo [Poor language removed]." Brain of a pea.

That was back in the '80s, probably '84.