'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Cheers.

Only jesting.

Have another like, old bean.

Why you jesting btw? You didn't mean 'cheers'?

If only I could like your ungratefulness Tells ya what mucker - I'm not right at the minute.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

On the smelling salts....need to unblock me 'hootenflakker'

It's not workin, neither

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Blood in me boogers...feel slighty queasy too...Need a (alcoholic) drink..

 

[TyphooToffee]

Breaking News: An Everton fan, know only by this agency as 'TyphooToffee', is reportedly about to go and collect the shopping from a van waiting in a Tesco car park in Sidcup. Sources tell us that the shopping includes items such as toilet paper, cat food (meat AND biscuits!) and tinned tomatoes. There are currently no reports of meat or alcohol.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Managed to work the Washing Machine

 

[TyphooToffee]

Managed to work the Washing Machine

That's actually something others probably are arsed about. Well done!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Haven't you got work in the mornin'?

Bed. You captain of industry, you.

Off today mate. Think I might do a bit of sunbathing and give this fantastic body a bit of colour.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Update on "Shopping" story: Meat included but sadly only in sachets for csts

 

[deipnosophist]

Managed to work the Washing Machine

...top loader or front?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

...top loader or front?

Well the door thingy was at the front ? Not sure if it has a lid?

 

[deipnosophist]

Well the door thingy was at the front ? Not sure if it has a lid?

...so you weren't washing in the moonlight then

 

[Maxwell]

Off today mate. Think I might do a bit of sunbathing and give this fantastic body a bit of colour.

Have you listened back to your snapchat story yet? I've lost count of how many times I've watched it and laughed my head off.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have you listened back to your snapchat story yet? I've lost count of how many times I've watched it and laughed my head off.

Hahaha yes I have!

We should go there over the summer mate. Perfect excuse to get your top off, although I bottled it.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I've got two episodes of Game of Thrones to catch up on...

 

[tonyhorne]

I've got two episodes of Game of Thrones to catch up on...

Well I have just started watching Billions. Not too shabby..........