'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Donald Twain]

Roasting here. My monocle keeps steaming up.

what do you beat your domestic for , the fun of it? Have the man wipe it !

 

[summerisle]

what do you beat your domestic for , the fun of it? Have the man wipe it !

Have you not yet understood the true meaning of Jeeves and Wooster you feckless wastrel ?

 

[Donald Twain]

Have you not yet understood the true meaning of Jeeves and Wooster you feckless wastrel ?

pray tell sir, I appear ignorant on such pressing matters .

 

[thebluenosebolt]

My father's bitch has it's first period, They can't walk her for at least 3 weeks.
He is devastated

 

[evertoniandy]

what do you beat your domestic for , the fun of it? Have the man wipe it !

I have someone beat my domestics for me. To even consider touching them would bring me out in a rash, you peon.

Now go beat my domestics.

 

[Donald Twain]

I have someone beat my domestics for me. To even consider touching them would bring me out in a rash, you peon.

Now go beat my domestics.

*doffs cap and prepares to thrash!

 

[summerisle]

pray tell sir, I appear ignorant on such pressing matters .

I refer you to the Servant, starring Dirk Bogarde.

 

[larbert toffee]

My father's bitch has it's first period, They can't walk her for at least 3 weeks.
He is devastated

I could answer this but I would sense both a beating and a ban.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I am whyanged....but not satisfied...as in 'Nil Satis' unsatisfied.

£175 for a eighth of bugle (flake me arse - it's brick, I'll be makin a point o it as well - I've made a video on me phone)...plus a litre of krakus down me gullet-which hasn't worked...Well, not as I expected.

hooyah!!

Got the lad I look after tomorrow mornin' too. He's a good lad but I need more than a week off....even though I've had 3 of the last 4...

I'm not interested...at the moment.

 

[Durham Toffee]

I am whyanged....but not satisfied...as in 'Nil Satis' unsatisfied.

£175 for a eighth of bugle (flake me arse - it's brick, I'll be makin a point o it as well - I've made a video on me phone)...plus a litre of krakus down me gullet-which hasn't worked...Well, not as I expected.

hooyah!!

Got the lad I look after tomorrow mornin' too. He's a good lad but I need more than a week off....even though I've had 3 of the last 4...

I'm not interested...at the moment.

Anyone?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I am whyanged....but not satisfied...as in 'Nil Satis' unsatisfied.

£175 for a eighth of bugle (flake me arse - it's brick, I'll be makin a point o it as well - I've made a video on me phone)...plus a litre of krakus down me gullet-which hasn't worked...Well, not as I expected.

hooyah!!

Got the lad I look after tomorrow mornin' too. He's a good lad but I need more than a week off....even though I've had 3 of the last 4...

I'm not interested...at the moment.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Haven't you got work in the mornin'?

Bed. You captain of industry, you.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Anyone?

What?

Hit like when I ,meant to hit reply - but you're sound anyway

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

My father's bitch has it's first period, They can't walk her for at least 3 weeks.
He is devastated

That's what's gon' happen to some biatch I know pretty soon - without the period bit.

 

[Durham Toffee]

What?

Hit like when I ,meant to hit reply - but you're sound anyway

Cheers.

Only jesting.