Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Have another like, old bean.
Why you jesting btw? You didn't mean 'cheers'?
If only I could like your ungratefulness
Tells ya what mucker - I'm not right at the minute. 
'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...
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Have another like, old bean.
Why you jesting btw? You didn't mean 'cheers'?
If only I could like your ungratefulness
Tells ya what mucker - I'm not right at the minute.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
On the smelling salts....need to unblock me 'hootenflakker'
It's not workin, neither
It's not workin, neither
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Blood in me boogers...feel slighty queasy too...Need a (alcoholic) drink..
Breaking News: An Everton fan, know only by this agency as 'TyphooToffee', is reportedly about to go and collect the shopping from a van waiting in a Tesco car park in Sidcup. Sources tell us that the shopping includes items such as toilet paper, cat food (meat AND biscuits!) and tinned tomatoes. There are currently no reports of meat or alcohol.
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Managed to work the Washing Machine
That's actually something others probably are arsed about. Well done!
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Off today mate. Think I might do a bit of sunbathing and give this fantastic body a bit of colour.Haven't you got work in the mornin'?
Bed. You captain of industry, you.
Update on "Shopping" story: Meat included but sadly only in sachets for csts
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...top loader or front?
Rugby Toffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Well the door thingy was at the front ? Not sure if it has a lid?
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...so you weren't washing in the moonlight then
Have you listened back to your snapchat story yet? I've lost count of how many times I've watched it and laughed my head off.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Hahaha yes I have!
We should go there over the summer mate. Perfect excuse to get your top off, although I bottled it.
Durham Toffee
Shameless Wool
I've got two episodes of Game of Thrones to catch up on...
tonyhorne
Immoderate
Well I have just started watching Billions. Not too shabby..........
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