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Lowste · November 15, 2015

summerisle said:
Artificial ?

We went with a real one few years back, dogs didn't take kindly to it

summerisle · November 15, 2015

Lowste said:
We went with a real one few years back, dogs didn't take kindly to it

No marking of territory then ?

dholliday · November 15, 2015

rascal said:
I had a wank last night in an act of defiance against Daesh.

is that your girlfriend?

Lowste · November 15, 2015

summerisle said:
No marking of territory then ?

Tried to eat it

sageyefc · November 16, 2015

Thought today was a Sunday, was lying in bed when I got a call from my dentist asking me where I was.

Rugby Toffee · November 16, 2015

I am Awake - sort of

l4toffee · November 16, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Still ruined from last night...

Folks, a litre of smirnoff is not good for ya.

Like petrol that stuff . Last year I was putting upto 2 bottles away of Smirnoff plus ale in a session , usually with beak as well) . The thought knocks me sick now . I'm drunk on 3 to 4 pints now due to the medication I'm on.

Whistlin' Dixie · November 16, 2015

l4toffee said:
Like petrol that stuff . Last year I was putting upto 2 bottles away of Smirnoff plus ale in a session , usually with beak as well) . The thought knocks me sick now . I'm drunk on 3 to 4 pints now due to the medication I'm on.

It's not God's way, maaaan

. Me liver's still yelpin for mercy & me kidneys are the size of Kentucky. I can normally do a 70cl bottle comfortably, but I think me vitals are giving me a warning this time.

l4toffee · November 16, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
It's not God's way, maaaan . Me liver's still yelpin for mercy & me kidneys are the size of Kentucky. I can normally do a 70cl bottle comfortably, but I think me vitals are giving me a warning this time.

Best thing is I don't even enjoy it anymore . I've probably had 4 blow outs in a year. Every time in the weeks after its turned me into a depressive recluse for days or even weeks. It just doesn't agree with me now .

admirschleck · November 16, 2015

I don't have anyone on ignore.

Gwlacticos · November 16, 2015

I'm working in March today. A few showers so far. Just been asked to a quiz night Friday. Wild times.

LouReedwalkonthewildside · November 16, 2015

I'm sitting here, and my other half is watching Loose women because she's home ill, and I just want to gouge my eye's out.

LocalNative · November 16, 2015

admirschleck said:
I don't have anyone on ignore.

You clearly haven't spent enough time in the transfer threads.

sageyefc · November 16, 2015

The stuff the dentist uses to numb your mouth is still working on me few hours later, cant feel the right side of my face, its boss. I imagine this is what it feels like when youre having a stroke

Donald Twain · November 16, 2015

sageyefc said:
The stuff the dentist uses to numb your mouth is still working on me few hours later, cant feel the right side of my face, its boss. I imagine this is what it feels like when youre having a stroke

Hope your face slides to the floor and smell the toast burning!