'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Baines' left foot]

I've reached peak Tinder.

In London, which has the highest amount of active Tinder users than any other cities in the world... And it can't find anyone new for me.

Impossible. What have you got your distance set to?

Happn is a good alternative. The only problem though is that the people who you 'like' never disappear, whether you match, or don't match. It's a bit heartbreaking seeing that you've crossed paths with someone 30+ times when they've clearly rejected you.

Sl*gs.

 

[Maxwell]

Impossible. What have you got your distance set to?

Happn is a good alternative. The only problem though is that the people who you 'like' never disappear, whether you match, or don't match. It's a bit heartbreaking seeing that you've crossed paths with someone 30+ times when they've clearly rejected you.

Sl*gs.

12 miles!!! Low point in life.

Yeah I have Happn and the standard is much much higher than Tinder. Thing is you really have to plough money into it to get noticed as girls just wait for charms and don't bother with the home page.

 

[tonyhorne]

Have just posted in the "breaking news" forum.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I'm now quite inebriated....Cheers

 

[strummer]

I was watching the news and they said isis was going to unleash a cyborg attack on the uk. I've never really watched doctor who but I hear they're one of his most ruthless and deadly enemies. God help us all

 

[Baines' left foot]

12 miles!!! Low point in life.

Yeah I have Happn and the standard is much much higher than Tinder. Thing is you really have to plough money into it to get noticed as girls just wait for charms and don't bother with the home page.

Yeah the idea of paying real money to get a girl's attention doesn't fill me with joy. It's one step towards prostitution FFS.

The standard of girls is higher but matches (for me, anyway) are fewer and further between than Tinder.

 

[AlE]

Just helped an old woman to her feet and called her an ambulance, then a bit further on down the road I was given two free banana Yazoo milkshakes.

What a day

 

[l4toffee]

Just helped an old woman to her feet and called her an ambulance, then a bit further on down the road I was given two free banana Yazoo milkshakes.

What a day

We're can I find free yazzoo milkshakes ?

 

[AlE]

We're can I find free yazzoo milkshakes ?

London

 

[sageyefc]

We're can I find free yazzoo milkshakes ?

Frijj is better

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I have just washed up...

 

[dublinbluenose]

Meanwhile in Landan innit

http://www.theguardian.com/football...e-eagle-kayla-charlton-punch?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[l4toffee]

London

Those Tory bells get everything for nothing .

 

[l4toffee]

Frijj is better

Got to disagree there . Yazoo the King . Throw in the freezer and dip a twirl in it. Boss .

 

[sageyefc]

Got to disagree there . Yazoo the King . Throw in the freezer and dip a twirl in it. Boss .

Frijj has the greater choice of flavours, cookie dough beats anything Yazoo can offer