'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[SpurtingLesbian]

http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/news/local/plant-pot-damaged-during-row-in-alford-1-7045012

A plant pot has been damaged during a disturbance in Alford on Thursday.
It happened in West Street between 10.30pm and 11.30pm.
Anyone with information should call 101, quoting incident number 60 of October 30.

 

[evertoniandy]

I've written 1865 words today, its almost as long as @Baines' left foot London Manifesto against his bredren.

He lives in London? He's not said.

 

[Baines' left foot]

He lives in London? He's not said.

Do you want to come and stay over, mate? I'll show you the lights of the big city!

 

[Groucho]

I'm going to make a nice cup of tea and have a biscuit or two.



Sent from my iCouch

 

[Tramps_mate]

Just received my first thread ban... ( I think)

 

[evertoniandy]

Do you want to come and stay over, mate? I'll show you the lights of the big city!

I'll take you up on that if I'm in the area.

27 m UK. U?

 

[Kurt.]

Went to watch a footy match in Denbigh last night, got there a bit early so me and a mate went to a nearby pub for a quick couple of pints..... went and sat in what was known ( by the sign on the door ) as 'The Darts Room'...... turns out we'd walked into Mark Websters local just as he was beginning his game against Barney in the darts last night.... didn't wanna leave the place haha.... great atmosphere.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'll take you up on that if I'm in the area.

27 m UK. U?

27 m UK. We're perfect for eachother.

 

[evertoniandy]

27 m UK. We're perfect for eachother.

 

[rascal]

I had a wank last night in an act of defiance against Daesh.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I had beans on toast for brekkie , then filled the birds feeders up, washed up ....

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Still ruined from last night...

Folks, a litre of smirnoff is not good for ya.

 

[Caolam]

I see we are back in the papers in regard to an American take over bid. This time it appears to be three different consortiums interested. Paper quotes an expert as saying deal will be done in 3 months.
Time to up in that cheeky bid for Messi to ensure delivery by Christmas.

 

[Lowste]

I bought a Xmas tree today

 

[summerisle]

I bought a Xmas tree today

Artificial ?