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[Pienaar's gloves]

Just woke up after getting home from a lads holiday in the early hours and I've never felt so rough before.

I felt fine for the duration of my ten days in Malia a few years back. When I got home I slept for twenty hours and then I was violently ill every day for about a week.

Was not worth it.

Good luck!

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

About to play a whole footy match and I'm dead tired.

 

[EFC David]

Just watched Louis Theroux - Miami Mega Jail.

A cracking watch.

 

[AdamEFC]

I felt fine for the duration of my ten days in Malia a few years back. When I got home I slept for twenty hours and then I was violently ill every day for about a week.

Was not worth it.

Good luck!

Yeah sounds like that's what is happening to me, just tried to eat something and just couldn't stomach it. Good job I'm off till Friday and have lots of things I can watch.

 

[Billy Dean]

Off down the petrol station to see if they sell batteries. Then I'm going to dismantle my corby trouser press.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Ref ruined our game.

 

[The T-Dex]

Two weeks and you still haven't found out? Pfft. Surely they're dropping at your feet to get some of that 'cute' English accent?

I've let you down, I've let you all down. I'm sorry.

 

[The T-Dex]

Ref ruined our game.

you okay?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Ref ruined our game.

L O l x

*another one here

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

The three cheese sauce I made today was fantastical. The remainder's gone in the fridge to solidify so I can have lashings of it on me toast in the morning.

 

[tim gabbott]

I'm back from 3 days in vale do lobo

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

you okay?

Tough one to take I admit. Would stealing his cat be going too far?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ref ruined our game.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

My puppy reckons that ice cubes are food. He goes more wild for them than he does for his dinner.

 

[sheedy's big toe]

Apparently the leader of ISIS has gone into hiding and surrounded himself with 71 virgins. Well at least we know he isn't in Essex!!..