'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[sheedy's big toe]

Mick says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the [Poor language removed] joke's on them, because I wasn't even at home yesterday!!..

 

[EDINHO1]

The cat brought a dead mouse in.
I have a phobia of dead animals.
My girlfriend is away.
Panic stations. Mouse corpse now in bin.

 

[The T-Dex]

Tough one to take I admit. Would stealing his cat be going too far?

Nah, it's completely within you're right.

 

[tommye]

.........spring seems to have gone on the lock in my composite front door. Locksmith's quote seems a rip off but needs be.

@Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian

@Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian is a locksmith mate, give him a shout

next time....

 

[Kurt.]

Had a scary day getting caught in blanket fog 3/4 of the way up Moel Siabod yesterday... almost zero visibility ... had to detour to the back of the mountain and escape through some rural farms... had to run from cows ffs

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Well pretty good night all in all.

Went for glow in the dark mini golf and won that with a score of 54 for eighteen holes.

Then headed to a nice pizza joint for a metre long rectangular pizza to share.

Then watched the final two episodes of Breaking Bad. To say me and the mrs are devastated we're through with it would be an understatement. Best television ever.

Where are you exactly lid?

Munich here like. Even here is painfully boring on a not-very-nice day. Too cold to go to the lakes, all the shops closed, all the 'cool' activities absolutely packed out because there is nothing else to do.

We've resorted to going to a place where you can play mini golf and do a bit of bowling. Cba tbh but it's been organised.

lol

 

[evertoniandy]

The cat brought a dead mouse in.
I have a phobia of dead animals.
My girlfriend is away.
Panic stations. Mouse corpse now in bin.

Thought this was a haiku of some sort.

 

[EDINHO1]

I'm still shaking to count sylables properly.

 

[JammyP]

Thought this was a haiku of some sort.

Haiku's a fine idea. What topic?

 

[summerisle]

Haiku's a fine idea. What topic?

Topic. Forgotten.
A Hazelnut in Every Bite
Feeling Hungry Now

 

[JammyP]

Topic. Forgotten.
A Hazelnut in Every Bite
Feeling Hungry Now

Mars. Every day, eh?
Work rest and play, so they say.
Marianne Faithfull.

Should be playing 5 - 7 - 5 formation

 

[FOXINPEACE]

On the way to the hospital with my girlfriend so she can be induced to have our first baby! Can't wait now!

 

[ilikecheese]

On the way to the hospital with my girlfriend so she can be induced to have our first baby! Can't wait now!

Probs warrants it's own thread mate...good luck to you and your girlfriend.

 

[ilikecheese]

Oh...and peacefully nudge that child to Everton like

 

[DualityNSNO]

On the way to the hospital with my girlfriend so she can be induced to have our first baby! Can't wait now!

Congratulations and good luck to both of you (and the baby, I guess lol )!