'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Ashtonian]

in other news smooth F.M like to play gabrielle songs quite a bit.

 

[Brownie86]

Im off work after today for a week

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Sat at work, Oscar Pistorius on the BBC live stream on one tab in Firefox, something vaguely related to work on another in rhe foreground on my external monitor, a cup of tea on my desk and GOT in a separate browser window and another work-related tab open on my laptop. Needless to say not a lot of work is being done.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've just cleaned the inside of my car, for the first time in months. I'll do the outside after I've had some lunch.

 

[bluelife]

Just failed my first driving test FFS
Almost ran someone over on the pavement doing a parallel park

 

[cowpat]

I have introduced pears as part of my daily fruit intake. They make me fart a hell of alot more.

 

[ilikecheese]

Battled a nasty bout of food poisoning last week. Was the worst I've had...three days of pure hell, followed by three days of recovery.

I'm happy to report that I can finally fart fear free. It's the little things in life...

 

[muddy mudguard]

I'm meeting Mrs MM and Son #1 for lunch today...

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

I've just got my tickets for Huddersfield Giants vs Salford on Friday.


Yeah, no-one's interested.

 

[The Esk]

I nearly got run over by someone taking their driving test today

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

I nearly got run over by someone taking their driving test today

At the third time of asking, I passed on Monday.

Doubt it was me, I was in Huddersfield mind.

 

[HSD]

I'm back with a vengeance*



*New drawing

 

[Kurt.]

I met a man with no shins today..... Told me to call him toeknee

 

[Roztitute]

I nearly got run over by someone taking their driving test today

Hahaha... They deffo failed.

 

[Kurt.]

I've learnt tonight that there s an actual mineral called cummingtonite