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This is what we need neil, we have to put the pressure on. I have reported her to social services, if we break her down and make her vulnerable then cretins like you and me stand a chance.

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I've forgiven her, as she's promised to bring her lad up as a blue if I stop stalking her.

I'm going to turn my attentions to the beautiful one armed girl who reads the weather in the mornings on BBC 1.
 
Other half bought a tin of corned beef hash yesterday. Yes it is a real thing, and no i have never seen it before in my life either.

Anyway this was the conversation i just had with her

(stuff about where are the potatoes etc)

me- there is mash already in the tin

her - no there is not

me - yes there is, it is a meal for one in a tin

her- no it isn't

me- if there isn't then it would just be a tin of corned beef....
 
Other half bought a tin of corned beef hash yesterday. Yes it is a real thing, and no i have never seen it before in my life either.

Anyway this was the conversation i just had with her

(stuff about where are the potatoes etc)

me- there is mash already in the tin

her - no there is not

me - yes there is, it is a meal for one in a tin

her- no it isn't

me- if there isn't then it would just be a tin of corned beef....
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Tis indeed a thing. Did the picture on the tin not persuade her?
 
Other half bought a tin of corned beef hash yesterday. Yes it is a real thing, and no i have never seen it before in my life either.

Anyway this was the conversation i just had with her

(stuff about where are the potatoes etc)

me- there is mash already in the tin

her - no there is not

me - yes there is, it is a meal for one in a tin

her- no it isn't

me- if there isn't then it would just be a tin of corned beef....


You really are mad, please don't ever leave the forum x
 
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