'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Baines' left foot]

Was supposed to leave London at 12 today but because I'm lazy I'm now going to hit rush hour traffic. Nice one BLF.

 

[RAFUH]

Getting my car's oil changed.

 

[silent bob]

Going to an 18th birthday party tonight.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Quiz night tonight, in aid of the osteoporosis society. Got me ales ready.

 

[l4toffee]

Seen the infamous "Bonk"?? at the last three games I've been to.

Why is he infamous?

 

[jackyboy]

Why is he infamous?

Should have said just famous pal. Had no idea infamous meant famous for something bad! Learn something new everyday.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Eggs]

....getting a few new windows in the front.

 

[Ashtonian]

early dart today, have to stay late tomorrow to make the time up.

 

[AndyC]

early dart today, have to stay late tomorrow to make the time up.

Don't let us keep you

 

[carlos21]

early dart today, have to stay late tomorrow to make the time up.

I am going the match on Saturday mate

 

[Ashtonian]

I am going the match on Saturday mate

Nice one mate. should be a nice easy win

 

[Kurt.]

Got a day off work today as Mrs K had a bad back and I had to take her to the docs... turns out she has a slipped disc... gotta weigh up the pro's and cons... she's bedridden for a few days which is ace.... there's absolutely no need for me to get in bed with her.... which is self explanatory..... ffs

 

[gonetomorrow]

I have a cold. It's only 3 weeks since I recovered from a similar cold.

I'm really annoyed about it.

 

[Kurt.]

I have a cold. It's only 3 weeks since I recovered from a similar cold.

I'm really annoyed about it.

nothing to sneeze at that ... thought's go out to you and your family at this difficult time.