'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Frank Gallagher]

lol just went to message the other half to see if she was awake and i noticed the messages i sent on saturday night. Drunken messages, not typed correctly.
then right at the bottom, i types something like gfg rjei ier griegjre or something, then typed perfectly 'sorry that didn't make any sense' and then the follow up to that was rewnjgioreggi giraffe heoigjergioe cerrgfr .

I amaze myself sometimes, completely drunk and that is what i send

ive had full on txt convo's with myself when hammered... im actually replying to my own txt thinking its from the person im trying to txt!


baffling when you actually read it the nxt day

 

[l4toffee]

lol just went to message the other half to see if she was awake and i noticed the messages i sent on saturday night. Drunken messages, not typed correctly.
then right at the bottom, i types something like gfg rjei ier griegjre or something, then typed perfectly 'sorry that didn't make any sense' and then the follow up to that was rewnjgioreggi giraffe heoigjergioe cerrgfr .

I amaze myself sometimes, completely drunk and that is what i send

It makes more sense than your average post on here lad

 

[Ashtonian]

Had a email wondering why something in work wasn't working right.

I go into investigatory mode to try and find out who changed it and why.

long story short.....

it was me..........tit.

 

[kev]

Had a email wondering why something in work wasn't working right.

I go into investigatory mode to try and find out who changed it and why.

long story short.....

it was me..........tit.

Doubt you'll get too many arguments over that comment Ash

 

[SerenityNigh]

Well, I guess this is scientific knowledge we should know:

Medical professionals take note: Lasers and farts don’t mix well, according to a formal hospital report released last week in Japan.

On April 15, a fire broke out in the Tokyo Medical University Hospital’s Shinjuku Ward, burning a patient as she was undergoing laser surgery on the lower part of her body. According to an independent committee of experts, the laser likely caught fire when the patient passed gas.

The committee released the report to the hospital on October 28, according to the Asahi Shimbun. The report found that all equipment in the operating room was functioning normally, and there were no other flammable materials in the room.

“When the patient’s intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire,” the report said.

This seems to be the first case of a fart-induced laser fire in an operating theater. The report did not appear to offer any recommendations to keep it from happening again.

http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/11/01/japanese-hospital-inquiry-finds-that-lasers-and-farts-dont-mix/

 

[carlos21]

Had a email wondering why something in work wasn't working right.

I go into investigatory mode to try and find out who changed it and why.

long story short.....

it was me..........tit.

You got yourself new girlfriend

 

[summerisle]

 

[SerenityNigh]

 

[LEONARD]

Joey Barton is returning to training with Rangers.

 

[Eggs]

I have a hole in my left sock

....didn't know they made left socks.

 

[kev]

....didn't know they made left socks.

Neither does Heather McCartney

 

[Eggs]

Neither does Heather McCartney

...oh dear.

 

[blue61]

Had a email wondering why something in work wasn't working right.

I go into investigatory mode to try and find out who changed it and why.

long story short.....

it was me..........tit.

Was it a faulty bog seat?

 

[carlos21]

It makes more sense than your average post on here lad

Alright mate you got any pics of your dog.

 

[COYBL25]

I think the fact that Dave was found in Widnes had something to do with his size.