'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[carlos21]

Hope you are OK mate

I am good mate.

 

[DualityNSNO]

.....Macdonalds on Walton Road near Goodison has been closed after dead mice were found in the kitchen.

FWIW, I had a big mac from there after the Palace game and I'm alive and kicking, so...

My last words would've been "I blame @MoutsGoat " probably.

 

[Bilko]

Young munster 37 ucd 31, great bonus point win for the cookies, rivals Garryowen got beaten at home , 2nd on points difference . all happy in my house tonight.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

I have a hole in my left sock

 

[Ashtonian]

Just off on my stag do now. nowhere near town, have mate already in town for me and father in law there as well.

Going well this!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Low battery. Time for bed....If the wee shoites at the back can keep it down then I might go to sleep.

Night y'all x

 

[scratchnsurf]

Low battery. Time for bed....If the wee shoites at the back can keep it down then I might go to sleep.

Night y'all x

Are you sleeping on a bus, or in a cinema?

 

[summerisle]

On Bullseye the special prize has just been won - a 22 inch colour telly.

 

[rascal]

I might just book another trip to sunnier climes in January and February. Going from wet, cold, dark, winter Britain to sun drenched Goa in January was just the best way to get over those winter blues. First time I have ever done that.

 

[Ashtonian]

lol just went to message the other half to see if she was awake and i noticed the messages i sent on saturday night. Drunken messages, not typed correctly.
then right at the bottom, i types something like gfg rjei ier griegjre or something, then typed perfectly 'sorry that didn't make any sense' and then the follow up to that was rewnjgioreggi giraffe heoigjergioe cerrgfr .

I amaze myself sometimes, completely drunk and that is what i send

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

lol just went to message the other half to see if she was awake and i noticed the messages i sent on saturday night. Drunken messages, not typed correctly.
then right at the bottom, i types something like gfg rjei ier griegjre or something, then typed perfectly 'sorry that didn't make any sense' and then the follow up to that was rewnjgioreggi giraffe heoigjergioe cerrgfr .

I amaze myself sometimes, completely drunk and that is what i send

That's alright - I speak like that after a few.

 

[silent bob]

lol just went to message the other half to see if she was awake and i noticed the messages i sent on saturday night. Drunken messages, not typed correctly.
then right at the bottom, i types something like gfg rjei ier griegjre or something, then typed perfectly 'sorry that didn't make any sense' and then the follow up to that was rewnjgioreggi giraffe heoigjergioe cerrgfr .

I amaze myself sometimes, completely drunk and that is what i send

Didn't know you spoke Welsh.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Costa Coffee in Solihull had no marshmallows this morning

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Doorbell's just gone.

Nope - It's not happening.

 

[silent bob]

Doorbell's just gone.

Nope - It's not happening.

Snap! Cheeky feckers even started knocking on the window.