'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[DualityNSNO]

The levels of fukwittery on here astound me sometimes.

Hardly breaking news tho.

 

[Lune1878]

My lad and his mates bumped into Seamus Coleman and his missus taking their baby daughter for a walk in the pram this evening.

Seamus was very friendly and let them take photos of him on their phones.

My lad is very happy and now thinks that Seamus is his mate due to the fact, he said " he'd look out for him at the game ".

You often see Tyson Fury out drinking where I live, and just because a cousin had a drink, and 5 minute chat with him, they are now the best of buddies apparently. He must have shown me the photo on his phone a hundred times!

 

[Gwlacticos]

I'm on nights this week. Missus started back at work today, older lads both at work and youngest at school. House to myself. Very rare. Just the sound of the clock ticking and council cutting the grass. Going to make a cup of tea and watch a film that for some reason has passed me by. A Clockwork Orange. Love days like these.

 

[COYBL25]

I'm on nights this week. Missus started back at work today, older lads both at work and youngest at school. House to myself. Very rare. Just the sound of the clock ticking and council cutting the grass. Going to make a cup of tea and watch a film that for some reason has passed me by. A Clockwork Orange. Love days like these.

Maybe a little couch snooze just to round it off ?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Helia Ebrahimi's at it again on CH4 news...Blouse unbuttoned to a level where there's a tease of a view, the button below (1st fastened one) almost about to ping...

*Rewinds for the 6th time

 

[Donald Twain]

Helia Ebrahimi's at it again on CH4 news...Blouse unbuttoned to a level where there's a tease of a view, the button below (1st fastened one) almost about to ping...

*Rewinds for the 6th time

pervert!

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

pervert!

Yes?

 

[Donald Twain]

Yes?

 

[magicjuan]

pervert!

Intellectual perv to be fair, I mean it is channel 4 news after all...

 

[Donald Twain]

Intellectual perv to be fair, I mean it is channel 4 news after all...

another salient point from the magicjuan

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Intellectual perv to be fair, I mean it is channel 4 news after all...

Yes...Yes, that's quite right.

Take note Donald, you ignoranus. I watch real breasts, not tat about Britain's big celebrity jungle factor and other such unstimulating nonsense.

 

[deipnosophist]

It's freezing

 

[magicjuan]

Yes...Yes, that's quite right.

Take note Donald, you ignoranus. I watch real breasts, not tat about Britain's big celebrity jungle factor and other such unstimulating nonsense.

And Countdown too, don't forget Countdown for its mind expanding mathematical and linguistic properties

 

[Donald Twain]

Yes...Yes, that's quite right.

Take note Donald, you ignoranus. I watch real breasts, not tat about Britain's big celebrity jungle factor and other such unstimulating nonsense.

have a care , you're not beyond a pasting !

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

And Countdown too, don't forget Countdown for its mind expanding mathematical and linguistic properties

I'd give that rachel riley some linguistic properties if you catch me drift, eh? eh?

The only thing getting divided would be her legs...phwoaaaaaarrrrrrrr