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[sageyefc]

New air max 87 don't fit

It's what you get for buying jarg webs

 

[rascal]

Weirdo

World Athletics.

 

[COYB]

havent lived in new place long...

finally got my everton curtains today, so this week, new bed / everton bedding/blue blinds/
painted wall blue other side everton wall paper, threw some everton posters up

an its niceeee .. makes me feel so much more better all everton/blue in room lol

 

[carlos21]

havent lived in new place long...

finally got my everton curtains today, so this week, new bed / everton bedding/blue blinds/
painted wall blue other side everton wall paper, threw some everton posters up

an its niceeee .. makes me feel so much more better all everton/blue in room lol

Congratulations mate,

 

[Durham Toffee]

Split with the latest girlfriend.

Destined to die alone with cats and porno mags.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Split with the latest girlfriend.

Destined to die alone with cats and porno mags.

Porno mags of cats is the ultimate dream though right?

 

[Durham Toffee]

Porno mags of cats is the ultimate dream though right?

I love the pu-

No.

 

[carlos21]

I love the pu-

No.

Well done kid,

 

[silent bob]

Just put a pot of chilli in the oven.

 

[chrissyjack]

Now having my second cup of tea in bed

#lazysunday

 

[Norwegian Cow]

1/3 of the one who died in traffick last year didnt wear a seatbelt...

So if i dont wear a seatbelt I have 2/3 chance of not dying if i crash then! No seatbelt any more for me.

 

[silent bob]

I've just stirred the chilli.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

1/3 of the one who died in traffick last year didnt wear a seatbelt...

So if i dont wear a seatbelt I have 2/3 chance of not dying if i crash then! No seatbelt any more for me.

Err...

 

[Eggs]

....twice in the last few days I've been stopped by blokes asking for money to get a bus home. The first bloke stopped me in West Derby with a hard luck story about being chucked off a train and needing £1.80 to get a bus to Bebbington. A bloke just stopped me in Knotty Ash asking for bus fare to Prescot.

Must be a scam.

 

[tommye]

Split with the latest girlfriend.

Destined to die alone with cats and porno mags.

Hope for the cousin then...