'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[silent bob]

I've had my first solid poo since returning from ze fatherland.

 

[monty]

Our dog just farted

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Gonna have to take a trip to the bookies today - I've ran out of pens

 

[Eggs]

....Sky just rang and offered half price Chelsea TV for 12 months. I said no.

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

Gonna have to take a trip to the bookies today - I've ran out of pens

Little concerned i read that as "I've ran out of penis".

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Little concerned i read that as "I've ran out of penis".

Oh, that happened years ago.

 

[carlos21]

Oh, that happened years ago.

Yo Dixie

 

[carlos21]

Our dog just farted

What dog you got mate.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I might - just might, break my boycott and go to tomorrow's game, seeing as it's only a friendly (And half bat)

Will decide in the morning.

 

[kev]

Just got back after taking the dog for walk. Didn't go far.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Taking my old shed down soon.

 

[l4toffee]

Just seen a scouser in wearing a long sleeve Leicester shirt in town .

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Just seen a scouser in wearing a long sleeve Leicester shirt in town .

how'd u know he was defo scouse lar?

 

[l4toffee]

how'd u know he was defo scouse lar?

I knew someone would ask . I heard him talking at the counter in John Lewis .

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I knew someone would ask . I heard him talking at the counter in John Lewis .

maybe he was just putting the accent on... to fit in like