'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[silent bob]

I was doing some gardening but it started to rain. So now i'm not.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Does anyone else do this?

I pick up your phone to ring someone but by the time they've answered I've forgotten who I've actually called, so I have to glance at my phone quickly to remind me. Bit worrying really.

 

[deipnosophist]

I was doing some gardening but it started to rain. So now i'm not.

that's actually quite interesting ...what were you thinking of doing in your garden?

 

[carlos21]

I am going to a wedding on Friday can't wait for it.

 

[Ashtonian]

Just seen one of those facebook statuses
'once a rat, always a rat'.

Was so temped to reply to it asking if she thought rats usually morph into bears or something.

 

[silent bob]

that's actually quite interesting ...what were you thinking of doing in your garden?

I was trimming some bush but it started to get wet so i stopped.

 

[tonyhorne]

I was trimming some bush but it started to get wet so i stopped.

You need to read up a bit on the subject.......

 

[silent bob]

You need to read up a bit on the subject.......

My Mum always said i did it wrong anyway.

*gardening, just to avoid any confusion!

 

[carlos21]

My Mum always said i did it wrong anyway.

*gardening, just to avoid any confusion!

Yo Bob.

 

[silent bob]

Yo Bob.

Evening Carlos. Just had my tea. What you up to?

 

[carlos21]

Evening Carlos. Just had my tea. What you up to?

Nothing much really mate

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I just identified this fkin wool to Merseyside Police

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-shocking-video-shows-city-11661012

 

[carlos21]

Just seen one of those facebook statuses
'once a rat, always a rat'.

Was so temped to reply to it asking if she thought rats usually morph into bears or something.

Hi Chris how are you tonight mate.

 

[Ashtonian]

Hi Chris how are you tonight mate.

Good mate. Walked home from the Swan tonight to her a bit of exercise.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just seen one of those facebook statuses
'once a rat, always a rat'.

Was so temped to reply to it asking if she thought rats usually morph into bears or something.

Guaranteed the replies on that post were something like:

"U ok hun?"

"Inbox me xoxox"