'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[summerisle]

I saw the palest baby I've ever seen today. In fact, it was so pale, it was beyond the pale.

 

[Philw]

Andy Murray is trying to throw away his best chance at winning Wimbledon...

 

[summerisle]

Andy Murray is trying to throw away his best chance at winning Wimbledon...

He's won it once.

 

[Philw]

He's won it once.

Yeah, but he had to beat Djokovic then. This time he won't...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm stressed

 

[sageyefc]

I'm stressed

Have a tug

 

[Abraders]

I'm stressed

I too, am stressed.

Full cba.

 

[Ashtonian]

Today i am vaping...........

Jam on toast flavour.

 

[COYBL25]

Today i am vaping...........

Jam on toast flavour.

Is that to make it more attractive to kids, like what the drinks industry did with alchopops ?

 

[Ashtonian]

Is that to make it more attractive to kids, like what the drinks industry did with alchopops ?

Doubt it, toast tastes very well done.

My kids must have yellow toast

 

[COYBL25]

Doubt it, toast tastes very well done.

My kids must have yellow toast

So you're spreading Strawberry jam E Juice on your kids toast !

 

[summerisle]

Made some mixed fruit jam.

 

[silent bob]

Bought some Uncle Joe's sugar free peppermints.

 

[tonyhorne]

Daughter passed her driving test today. Don't know whether to be pleased or worried........

 

[Eggs]

Daughter passed her driving test today. Don't know whether to be pleased or worried........

.....I know what you mean but she will be chuffed and you should be chuffed for her.