'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[tommye]

I knew I'd seen it before.

Soz mate

 

[summerisle]

The morning chorus has started, they seem happy. I'm not, the noisy buggers.

 

[COYB]

its almost half four in the morning ffs

*downz bleach*

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Apparently Juno has arrived at Jupiter and someone threw a patio chair through the front window.

 

[Ashtonian]

Got a bargain off ebay the other day. A new disturbed hoodie for under 9 quid, just got it a size bigger so it is baggy on me.

 

[evertoniandy]

Got a bargain off ebay the other day. A new disturbed hoodie for under 9 quid, just got it a size bigger so it is baggy on me.

Mate, they killed it at Download. Probably the best act there.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Ch5, 8pm tonight

'The Bliar Rich Project'

Well, worra load of arl crap that was.

Expected them to really stick the boot in, but they bottled it big time. Nowt about the 'glamourous' cherie charging the kids' parents for the minibus to/from leo's party. Nowt about her emptying that shop in Australia when they asked her to choose something, nowt about her selling the grinning gawp's signatures on ebay, and not enough in-depth on that gaff in Bristol that her mate & the blag merchant helped her buy.

Freeloading, parasitical gargoyle that she is. As for him...pfft!

 

[carlos21]

Well, worra load of arl crap that was.

Expected them to really stick the boot in, but they bottled it big time. Nowt about the 'glamourous' cherie charging the kids' parents for the minibus to/from leo's party. Nowt about her emptying that shop in Australia when they asked her to choose something, nowt about her selling the grinning gawp's signatures on ebay, and not enough in-depth on that gaff in Bristol that her mate & the blag merchant helped her buy.

Freeloading, parasitical gargoyle that she is. As for him...pfft!

How crap was that program mate.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

How crap was that program mate.

'Crap' is being extremely generous mate.

 

[carlos21]

'Crap' is being extremely generous mate.

Thanks mate you good today.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Thanks mate you good today.

Am ok today thanks mate..Gotta do some shopping soon. Hate shopping, it's always an ordeal.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Day off today. Missus has got some fella coming round with some carpet samples. Can't be arsed with all that, I'm off to Wetherspoon for steak and beer. Hurrah.

 

[anton66]

Apparently Juno has arrived at Jupiter and someone threw a patio chair through the front window.

My Daughters birthday balloon, let go last week is now skimming the Sun's surface at 3,000,000 MPH. I've got the footage, but it's too hot to handle.

 

[carlos21]

Am ok today thanks mate..Gotta do some shopping soon. Hate shopping, it's always an ordeal.

I agree with you there mate.

 

[Eggs]

...I don't see a Wimbledon 16 thread. Watching Andy Murray play tennis I'm amazed his hamstrings don't pop.