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[blue61]

Going to Harrogate this weekend to have afternoon tea in Bettys Tearooms, and see Caro Emerald in concert.

 

[Huyton Layne]

yeah we had a ton of those, it's great for the little ones but after about 8 years old I thought they were a drag haha defo see why people take their kids though.

No way i'll be doing the 4th of July parades. That's way too early, the wife can feel free to take them on her own if need be.

 

[Baines' left foot]

When you're having a poo and there's someone in the next cubicle to you doing the same thing. All that stands between you is about 2 foot and a piece of chip board. It's a bit weird, isn't it?

 

[Ashtonian]

Bought a honey and almond hot chocolate after waiting a month to get one.

It's crap, tastes like marzipan.

I also bought it last year and found this out. Took me 2 years to figure out not to buy starbucks large on the BOGOF deal as well.

 

[Bungle]

Bought a honey and almond hot chocolate after waiting a month to get one.

It's crap, tastes like marzipan.

I also bought it last year and found this out. Took me 2 years to figure out not to buy starbucks large on the BOGOF deal as well.

Long queue was it?

 

[Ashtonian]

Long queue was it?

haha no

never had a spare three quid going to work. Payday today though.

Should have went to greggs and got a nicer mocha with a bacon butty

 

[deipnosophist]

My last dream found me buying sprigs of parsley from Taylor Swift. I suspect even Freud would have trouble deciphering that...unless it's something to do with my Brazilian hang-up...who'd know?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Had a delivery yesterday and as the driver was pottering around I went and got the delivery ticket out of his truck. He had a little bed in there and there was a calendar of some fit model on his wall.

"Nice calendar, mate. I bet all the pages are stuck together though aren't they, hahahaha?" I said.

"Not at all, that's my f****** adopted daughter!" He replied.

lollollollollol

Who the feck does that? Was p*ssing myself and he was fyoooomin!

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

When you're having a poo and there's someone in the next cubicle to you doing the same thing. All that stands between you is about 2 foot and a piece of chip board. It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Worse when the person next to you is having a wank.

 

[summerisle]

The Mersey looks cold today.

 

[Eggs]

......9.15 Saturday means my racing bets are on and I'm now having my Manx kippers.

 

[dholliday]

in Disney's classic Snow White, the evil Queen never said: "Mirror Mirror on the wall..."
and Forrest Gump didn't deliver his most famous line in the present tense: "life is like a box of chocolates"

 

[Lowste]

Went to Bar Tabac on Bold Street last night, great bar,great music and generally decent people in ther

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just walked the dog in this so called bad weather.

Pussies

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When you're having a poo and there's someone in the next cubicle to you doing the same thing. All that stands between you is about 2 foot and a piece of chip board. It's a bit weird, isn't it?

Not as weird as putting your penis in a hole where multiple other penises have been.