'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[sageyefc]

it's my birtday.

Happy birthday

 

[Donald Twain]

Happy birthday

You took yer kecks off yet?

 

[sageyefc]

You took yer kecks off yet?

Theyre always off for you Donald

 

[Donald Twain]

Theyre always off for you Donald

**blushes. Stop it.

 

[Sapie88]

**blushes. Stop it.

 

[Donald Twain]

why aren't your tits moving in this?

 

[Sapie88]

why aren't your tits moving in this?

Me mars holding them.

 

[Donald Twain]

Me mars holding them.

lol that's good of her.

 

[RAFUH]

Passed my board exam!!

 

[Brendan Janus]

Passed my board exam!!

So can I ask some free advice re my cupboards !!

 

[ijjysmith]

I've got 17 more days at work this year.

 

[muddy mudguard]

Bought another house yesterday! Feeling pretty good about things right now...

 

[RAFUH]

So can I ask some free advice re my cupboards !!

Sure.

Don't recommend you take my advice however.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Australian/Vietnamese bloke Phuc Dat Bich has admitted to his name being a hoax, after he complained that people kept taking the mick out of him for it.

Cracking stuff, he got onto the BBC with that, and they've had to sheepishly post that they'd gotten it totally wrong. Good fun.

 

[tonyhorne]

I have recently discovered that I am repulsed by fat blokes with poor table manners........