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Bigmaclad · August 30, 2015

The guinness world records hq is really cool

chrissyjack · August 30, 2015

I've just made a cup of tea , and a ham and cheese butty with mayonnaise

The Esk · August 30, 2015

I just read an RNLI advert that said "half the people that drown never expected to enter the water"

How do they know that? How can they contact those that have (unfortunately) drowned? :oops:

Frank Gallagher · August 30, 2015

the esk said:
I just read an RNLI advert that said "half the people that drown never expected to enter the water"

How do they know that? How can they contact those that have (unfortunately) drowned?

Because they get found fully clothed and not In speedos

jaycee · August 30, 2015

the esk said:
I just read an RNLI advert that said "half the people that drown never expected to enter the water"

How do they know that? How can they contact those that have (unfortunately) drowned?

Derek Acora

The Esk · August 30, 2015

-wizard- said:
Because they get found fully clothed and not In speedos

Thanks - you know I never even considered that, great answer

summerisle · August 31, 2015

On this date in 1888 Jack the Ripper killed his first victim.

Deleted member 28206 · August 31, 2015

Can't sleep

tonyhorne · August 31, 2015

-wizard- said:
Because they get found fully clothed and not In speedos

Oh is that what speedos are for.

I just like wearing them..........

Baines' left foot · September 1, 2015

Channel 4 have got a ridiculous ad campaign going for one of their TV programmes. Just went to use a cash point (before realising my card is broken) and up came a message on the ATM telling me to cut up my card and that someone is watching me, before realising what it was. Momentarily crapped my pants.

l4toffee · September 1, 2015

Had a massage off the fittest bird I've ever seen today . No happy endings like. But wow I will make a deposit into the wank bank tonight .
My back feels boss as well.

Kurt. · September 2, 2015

Daughter passed her Theory test today at her first attempt.

Eggs · September 6, 2015

.....a cat has chased a squirrel and forced it to the top of a telegraph pole near the front of my house. The cat is now sitting and waiting at the base of the pole and a few magpies are showing an interest at the top. Have a feeling this will end sadly.

summerisle · September 6, 2015

Eggs said:
.....a cat has chased a squirrel and forced it to the top of a telegraph pole near the front of my house. The cat is now sitting and waiting at the base of the pole and a few magpies are showing an interest at the top. Have a feeling this will end sadly.

The tension is killing me - - -

Eggs · September 6, 2015

summerisle said:
The tension is killing me - - -

......bit of a saga but the squirrel sat absolutely motionless for an age. The 2 magpies soon got fed up and left but the cat was more persistent. Eventually, though, he'd had enough and the squirrel fella came down the pole and escaped to freedom. Not the outcome I anticipated.