'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

l4toffee · August 25, 2015

Just seen a tractor in Kirkby , this confirms Kirkby as wools 100% farmer beauts

Yid4life · August 25, 2015

I might have a wheatberry, beetroot & goats cheese salad for lunch from Waitrose.

Caolam · August 25, 2015

Everton Football Club turn their attention to ____________ ____________, as Yarmolenko deal falls through.
Fill in the blanks.

beautifulthing · August 25, 2015

Yid4life said:
I might have a wheatberry, beetroot & goats cheese salad for lunch from Waitrose.

Nearly said get a pork pie you wuss. Then saw your user name. :blush:

Eggs · August 26, 2015

.....today was a daddy bunchy day. Drove home from a meeting in Blackpool and thought it was snowing.

tonyhorne · August 26, 2015

Eggs said:
.....today was a daddy bunchy day. Drove home from a meeting in Blackpool and thought it was snowing.

I genuinely don't understand this. Is it a dandruff thing?

Eggs · August 26, 2015

tonyhorne said:
I genuinely don't understand this. Is it a dandruff thing?

.....daddy bunchy is one of those plants with a white fluffy head. Today appears to be an occasion where the seeds blow off and the air was filled with with them.

Whistlin' Dixie · August 26, 2015

Eggs said:
.....daddy bunchy is one of those plants with a white fluffy head. Today appears to be an occasion where the seeds blow off and the air was filled with with them.

Dandelion seed heads aren't they? Whatever they are, there were loads of them around here last Sunday

tonyhorne · August 26, 2015

Eggs said:
.....daddy bunchy is one of those plants with a white fluffy head. Today appears to be an occasion where the seeds blow off and the air was filled with with them.

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Dandelion seed heads aren't they? Whatever they are, there were loads of them around here last Sunday

Oh, I think it is willow herb. Used to call them sugar daddy I think.........

Baines' left foot · August 26, 2015

I found a rat on my site today and it was mostly decomposed and had maggots coming out of it.

Naturally I did a Snapchat of it.

Tried to fire it in to the nearby canal with a shovel but I think I missed (somehow). God knows where it is now.

Bigmaclad · August 26, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
I found a rat on my site today and it was mostly decomposed and had maggots coming out of it.

Naturally I did a Snapchat of it.

Tried to fire it in to the nearby canal with a shovel but I think I missed (somehow). God knows where it is now.

You're a monster

tonyhorne · August 26, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
I found a rat on my site today and it was mostly decomposed and had maggots coming out of it.

Naturally I did a Snapchat of it.

Tried to fire it in to the nearby canal with a shovel but I think I missed (somehow). God knows where it is now.

He shot, He missed.......

l4toffee · August 26, 2015

Baines' left foot said:
I found a rat on my site today and it was mostly decomposed and had maggots coming out of it.

Naturally I did a Snapchat of it.

Tried to fire it in to the nearby canal with a shovel but I think I missed (somehow). God knows where it is now.

rip Roland

Baines' left foot · August 27, 2015

Just found out there's a convicted murderer working on my site. He's only been out of prison for 6 months after 25 years! Christ! It's literally the last person I would have thought it was too.