'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[sageyefc]

Still the best thing I've ever read on the internet.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I mowed the lawn yesterday and did a bit of pruning and found it quite therapeutic.

 

[GlosBlue]

I moved the lawn yesterday and did a bit of pruning and found it quite therapeutic.

Where to? The garden is usually the traditional place to have it?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Where to? The garden is usually the traditional place to have it?

Ha, fixed.

Heavy weekend. I don't feel too clever today.

 

[Ashtonian]

Still the best thing I've ever read on the internet.

I was reading that like what the hell.

Must admit it did make me laugh

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I was reading that like what the hell.

Must admit it did make me laugh

im in tears here! l

 

[tommye]

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[Baines' left foot]

Got a courtesy car at the moment. A diesel Astra. It's a nice car but the only problem with it is I keep stalling it all the time, so to counteract this I just give it a bit more revs when I'm taking off.

The downside of this is that I've made myself look like a right tit screeching my tyres at the traffic lights by accident a couple of times. I was mortified before when I did it right slap bang in the centre of Wood Green.

 

[Eggs]

Got a courtesy car at the moment. A diesel Astra. It's a nice car but the only problem with it is I keep stalling it all the time, so to counteract this I just give it a bit more revs when I'm taking off.

The downside of this is that I've made myself look like a right tit screeching my tyres at the traffic lights by accident a couple of times. I was mortified before when I did it right slap bang in the centre of Wood Green.

.....boy racer.

 

[Baines' left foot]

.....boy racer.

In an Astra estate too. I must have looked ridiculous.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

In an Astra estate too. I must have looked ridiculous.

*face-palm*


lollol

 

[mezzrow]

Brendan Rodgers just picked #3 in MLB draft by the Colorado Rockies.

 

[GwladysBlue]

My managers are so incompetent it is unreal, I am truly amazed they have got to where they are in life.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've just driven a tower crane. Then abseiled off it. Interesting day.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've just driven a tower crane. Then abseiled off it. Interesting day.

On the 2nd abseil I ripped my trousers on a bit of metal on the crane (could have been a lot worse!) and so I had to walk around the rest of the day with my left buttock partly on show.