BREAKING NEWS!!! - Pienaar to sign on Tuesday!

[bluenose125]

As much as i hope its true, i ain't listening to no more rumours/inside knowledge. The only time i will believe players have signed is when i see them standing next to Moyes with the everton kit on.

 

[Jimmywhack]

I really hope mullets don't come back

 

[VaguelyBrown]

Mulletsare****e, you Michael Bolton looking MoFo

 

[BlueYank]

I really hope mullets don't come back

If not how will you ever be able to tell when someone is all business in the front but ready to party in the back?

 

[sw blue]

Never start a thread with:

a)CAPITAL LETTERS
B)the words 'breaking news'
and
c)explanation marks!!!

UNLESS SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED FFS! (Sorry mods for the abbreviated extremeties)

It's just really misleading.

God is great.

 

[canuckblue]

BREAKING WIND!
Oops, sorry.

 

[tommye]

is he banned yet?

I love the way he pretends to be all intelligent and clever then posts his LBC name in first post. Priceless. Fork wit.

 

[Mick Ocallaghan]

Never start a thread with:

a)CAPITAL LETTERS
B)the words 'breaking news'
and
c)explanation marks!!!

UNLESS SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED FFS! (Sorry mods for the abbreviated extremeties)

It's just really misleading.

God is great.

d) make sure you check what you are saying be for you say it.

(!!!! these are called EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Duncan Disordely]

I am the lad who broke the news of Tevez and Adebayor's big money transfers to City, 2 days before ANY British publication,broadcaster or blogger caught wind of it (Look it up on google if you don't believe me).

I have just got me hands on another major scoop: Steven Pienaar will be officially unveiled as an Everton player on Tuesday. Robert Marawa, the most respected African sportscaster, is interviewing Pienaar via Skyppe right now, as we speak,

That's brilliant mate, thanks for sharing. Obviously everyone here is just joking by giving you a hard time. Welcome to the forum. ignore the monsters

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Well done mods on the swift banning of a blatant wind up/ previously banned user.

 

[grezza1984]

You are at least the 30th person to claim inside knowledge of a confirmation of signing in the last week. Therefore fudge right off.

hahah just fudge off. Brilliant

 

[tommye]

d) make sure you check what you are saying be for you say it.

(!!!! these are called EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!)

Seeing as though we're being pedantic it's BEFORE not BE FOR. It's ok, no need to thank me.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lolarama.

 

[sw blue]

d) make sure you check what you are saying be for you say it.

(!!!! these are called EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!!!!)

Yeah that was pretty stupid. What can I say, long day at work... too hot...

 

[sw blue]

Seeing as though we're being pedantic it's BEFORE not BE FOR. It's ok, no need to thank me.

Haha, ta lad.