When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in
confederacy against him. ~Jonathan Swift
I'd like to see a new signing for a team literally unveiled. They show up in a veil a few days prior, maybe practice once or twice in a veil, then the veil is finally removed at a ceremony (and it's good ol' Stevie Pienaar). Or you have the guy show up in a veil for practice and it's pretty obvious that it's Pienaar ... I mean c'mon obviously it's him (because it is) ... but then they have the unveiling and it's actually Landon. Dynamite stuff.I have just got me hands on another major scoop: Steven Pienaar will be officially unveiled as an Everton player on Tuesday
Can't wait until you get pubes lad. Calm you right down.
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