bozo early warning flags

[the sniderman]

Anyone who starts threads like these

that was not in the poll buddy sorry ur ballot is spoiled. like ur underpants.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Posters with a deep-seated sexual attraction to players who were never good enough to wear an Everton Shirt. (e.g. Besic, Lookman, Deulofeu), often going as far as to demand we go out and spend good money buying them back after the club has spent years trying to get the useless footballing fraudsters off the wage bill in the first place.

 

[DanB90]

“Always like seeing Everton do well. Used to love watching [insert player] when I was a lad. Good luck for the rest of the season, apart from when you play us ;-).”

 

[Prevenger17]

I have unmasked and beheaded posters who have only posted once, my proudest moments. Unfortunately the post threshold you have to reach before accessing Current Affairs has been a success and weeded out bozos before they put their head above the grass

 

[LocalNative]

“Always like seeing Everton do well. Used to love watching [insert player] when I was a lad. Good luck for the rest of the season, apart from when you play us ;-).”

"Look after him lads, you've got a hell of a player by the way. Treat him well. Proper player you've got on your hands lads. All the best, hope you go up this year, proper club."

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Posters with numbers in their usernames, what's that about?

Only jarg scifi robots from the future should have numbers in their names.

Sorry, can't let you have that @COYBL25 is as sound as they come

 

[DanB90]

Posters with numbers in their usernames, what's that about?

Only jarg scifi robots from the future should have numbers in their names.

Mind your business.

 

[john jako]

Paragraph bozos. However wish it was a multi vote as could of voted a few of them options.

 

[Encoder]

- Years of silence then sudden frothing at a @catcherintherye paragraph fest.

- EVENING TOFFEES + flouncing off when we don't lick the hoop of whatever crap team they support.

- ...incorrect and excessive use of ellipses.....

- TOO MANY WOOLS ON ERE LAD

 

[the sniderman]

Paragraph bozos. However wish it was a multi vote as could of voted a few of them options.

passive aggressive paragraph sneers buddy. big technical debate where they will never change mind. cooler than every1 else because they pretend intellectual. all must die.

 

[john jako]

Someone who tries to hard and types loads of scouse phrases in their own welcome thread.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

People only write lengthy paragraphs because they don't know how to swear.

 

[the sniderman]

hello buddies big the everton season ticket yet clearly slimy red finding ways to deflect disgusting behavior.

 

[Nymzee]

Forum cowards.

 

[DanEFC92]

“Always like seeing Everton do well. Used to love watching [insert player] when I was a lad. Good luck for the rest of the season, apart from when you play us ;-).”

Evening toffees