bozo early warning flags

[the sniderman]

using lad more than once in post. or even once.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Posters who go on at length about the inadequacies of a player/staff member, then finish it off by saying they don't think that and they quite like them.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

It's the "absolute fraud" posters for me.

Thinking that every match, every performance is linked to some overarching narrative and draws definitive conclusions that can't be disagreed with.

These posters should probably stay away from sport and stick to Suduko.

 

[magicjuan]

Those, bikinied, would by a lampost swing,
Or, self gratify, naked from a gate post high,
He who Belgian waiters does hate,
These are they, that catch my eye

 

[the sniderman]

It's the "absolute fraud" posters for me.

Thinking that every match, every performance is linked to some overarching narrative and draws definitive conclusions that can't be disagreed with.

These posters should probably stay away from sport and stick to Suduko.

great choice buddy there is usual venn between worst slimeballs and absolute fraud.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Those, bikinied, would by a lampost swing,
Or, self gratify, naked from a gate post high,
He who Belgian waiters does hate,
These are they, that catch my eye

Leave Zat alone you fiend!

 

[catcherintherye]

- Years of silence then sudden frothing at a @catcherintherye paragraph fest.

- EVENING TOFFEES + flouncing off when we don't lick the hoop of whatever crap team they support.

- ...incorrect and excessive use of ellipses.....

- TOO MANY WOOLS ON ERE LAD

I think anyone who understandably grows wary of my verbose paragraphs should get a full year amnesty from hunting in my view!

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

great choice buddy there is usual venn between worst slimeballs and absolute fraud.

thank you, Snidey, I was spoilt for choice in the poll though

 

[the sniderman]

thank you, Snidey, I was spoilt for choice in the poll though

i too had to think long and hard of vote but feel i got it correct.

 

[LocalNative]

The weirdos who claim to watch every European league so they can comment their expert opinion on Slovan Liberec's wonderkid playing as a trequartista inside-forward.

 

[Encoder]

The weirdos who claim to watch every European league so they can comment their expert opinion on Slovan Liberec's wonderkid playing as a trequartista inside-forward.

The worst is when they admit they don't watch many of their games but still bang on about them due to stats/youtube etc!

 

[Connor]

No introduction in the new signings forum followed by private profile page

 

[ArtetaMoney]

The ones who haven’t yet shared their sordid confessions in the caught cheating thread.

Open up and contribute please people, it’s the first step to recovery.

 

[Prevenger17]

Years of silence then sudden frothing at a @catcherintherye paragraph fest.

Lol yes. @catcherintherye is a very aptly named poster, its a really unique type of bozo that bursts from their cave and lands right in his web

 

[LocalNative]

The worst is when they admit they don't watch many of their games but still bang on about them due to stats/youtube etc!

"Caught the tail end of the Heerenveen v Groningen game, that lad in midfield looks a player. Just had a look at his WhoScored.com and he's averaging a 7.6/10 all season. Wouldn't mind him in our midfield"