Bionic Everton Player

[mawders]

Prem era only

Best left foot - Hinchcliff
Best right foot - Arteta
Quickest - Drenthe
Biggest heartv - Graveson
Best brain - Rooney
Best header - Ferguson
Most vision - Arteta
Best finisher - Lukaku
Best technique - Rooney
Greatest leader - Watson

 

[DualityNSNO]

He edited afterwards minge.

What a minge excuse that is.


Love you sage xx

 

[Seathestars]

I never did read the questions right for exams so why change now.

Dixie best finisher surely, I was lucky enough to see Lineker in the flesh and he was superb, Reid for heart, Sheedy left foot, Rooney for sheer class, that is all

 

[Khalekan]

Saw this thread on another forum and thought it might distract us from transfers for five minutes.

Best left foot
Best right foot
Quickest
Biggest heart
Best brain
Best header
Most vision
Best finisher
Best technique
Greatest leader

Which ten players would make up your bionic Everton player? PL era only.

In order, as listed:


Baines

Deulefeou

Kanchelskis

Joe Parkinson

Peinaar

Big Dunc (of course )

Lukaku

Wayne Rooney

Dave Watson

n.b if you could have added another component for "silky skills" then I could have found a place for Arteta

 

[ijjysmith]

Biggest wang - Distin

Smallest wang?

 

[orly]

Smallest wang?

Do you know, I think this is probably Snivelley

 

[Lanolin]

Best left foot - Baines
Best right foot - Arteta
Quickest - Radzinski
Biggest heart - Stracqualursi
Best brain - Pienaar
Best header - Ferguson
Most vision - Rooney
Best finisher - Lukaku
Best technique - Baines
Greatest leader - Gough

 

[Abraders]

Saw this thread on another forum and thought it might distract us from transfers for five minutes.

Best left foot Baines
Best right foot Rooney
Quickest Bolasie
Biggest heart Straq
Best brain Arteta
Best header Cahill
Most vision Deulofeou
Best finisher Lukaku
Best technique Rooney
Greatest leader Cahill

Which ten players would make up your bionic Everton player? PL era only.

 

[chrismpw]

I'm too young for the holy trinity teams, so I can't say too much of them...

Best left foot Sheeds
Best right foot Tricky Trev
Quickest Kanchelskis
Biggest heart Andy Gray / Reidy
Best brain Gaz Bay / Beardsley
Best header Dixie / Fergie
Most vision The Golden one obviously
Best finisher Lineker
Best technique Bainsey (what cobtrol) Beardsley
Greatest leader Ratcliffe

DELIBERATELY gnoring the pl era shouts, cos football didn't start then.... If you know your history!

 

[Huyton Layne]

Fellaini's chest. Amazing control.

 

[chrismpw]

A lot of Everton following experience has gone into this answer right here!

Best left foot - James Beattie
Best right foot - Bilyaletdinov
Quickest - Marcus Bent
Biggest heart - Alex Nyarko
Best brain - Ross Barkley
Best header - Per Koldrup
Most vision - Royston Drenthe
Best finisher - Brett Angell
Best technique - Jose Baxter
Greatest leader - Pat Van Den Hauwe

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Best left foot - Baines
Best right foot - Rooney
Quickest - Andy Johnson
Biggest heart - Coleman
Best brain - Barry
Best header - Cahill or Ferguson
Most vision - Arteta
Best finisher - Naismith (!), Yakubu or Lukaku
Best technique - Rooney
Greatest leader - Watson

 

[Eggs]

..if you had somebody's right foot and somebody else's left foot I think you might walk with a limp which wouldn't be good for any footballer. It would also mean buying two pairs of boots.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Saw this thread on another forum and thought it might distract us from transfers for five minutes.

Best left foot
Best right foot
Quickest
Biggest heart
Best brain
Best header
Most vision
Best finisher
Best technique
Greatest leader

Which ten players would make up your bionic Everton player? PL era only.

Besic

 

[Barnfred 55]

Do you know, I think this is probably Snivelley

Not with a bird like that mate. Automatically adds at least 2 inches permanently. Mind you, probably explains a lot about his football ability.