Bionic Everton Player

[jackyboy]

Saw this thread on another forum and thought it might distract us from transfers for five minutes.

Best left foot
Best right foot
Quickest
Biggest heart
Best brain
Best header
Most vision
Best finisher
Best technique
Greatest leader

Which ten players would make up your bionic Everton player? PL era only.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

There's another forum?

 

[sageyefc]

Players from just the prem era or all time?

 

[DanEFC92]

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

 

[McBain]

Lee Majors

 

[msb]

Best left foot - Sheedy
Best right foot - Trevor Steven
Quickest - kanchelskis
Biggest heart - Alan Ball
Best brain - Colin Harvey
Best header - Andy Gray
Most vision - Alex Young
Best finisher - Lineker
Best technique - Trevor Steven
Greatest leader - Ratcliffe

 

[sageyefc]

Prem era
Best left foot- Baines
Best right foot - Hibbert
Quickest - kanchelskis
Biggest heart - straq
Best brain - pienaar
Best header - Dunc
Most vision - Beardsley
Best finisher - yak
Best technique - Rooney/ eto'o
Greatest leader - Watson

 

[DannyEvo]

Saw this thread on another forum and thought it might distract us from transfers for five minutes.

Best left foot Baines
Best right foot Rooney
Quickest Early days Coleman or even Lennon perhaps
Biggest heart Tim Cahill
Best brain Arteta
Best header Cahill/Dunc
Most vision Arteta
Best finisher Lukaku
Best technique Geri
Greatest leader Tim Cahill

Which ten players would make up your bionic Everton player? PL era only.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Players from just the prem era or all time?

READ THE INFO MINGE

 

[DualityNSNO]

Best left foot - Baines
Best right foot - Rooney
Quickest - Royston Drenthe, the boy was rapid... mostly cuz of the drugs, but still
Biggest heart - Cahill/Dunc
Best brain - Arteta
Best header - Cahill
Most vision - Arteta
Best finisher - Yak or Naismith (mostly because things just bounced off him in the right way at the right time, not technical ability like)
Best technique - "practical" - Rooney; flashy - Deulofeu
Greatest leader - Cahill

 

[sageyefc]

READ THE INFO MINGE

He edited afterwards minge.

 

[msb]

Best left foot - Sheedy
Best right foot - Trevor Steven
Quickest - kanchelskis
Biggest heart - Alan Ball
Best brain - Colin Harvey
Best header - Andy Gray
Most vision - Alex Young
Best finisher - Lineker
Best technique - Trevor Steven
Greatest leader - Ratcliffe

Okay PL era

Best left foot - Baines
Best right foot - Rooney
Quickest - kanchelskis
Biggest heart - Carsley
Best brain - Arteta
Best header - Ferguson
Most vision - Arteta
Best finisher - Lukaku
Best technique - Rooney
Greatest leader - Cahill

 

[jackyboy]

He edited afterwards minge.

He's quite right.

 

[Blue_Berry]

Best left foot - James Beattie
Best right foot - Bilyaletdinov
Quickest - Marcus Bent
Biggest heart - Alex Nyarko
Best brain - Ross Barkley
Best header - Per Koldrup
Most vision - Royston Drenthe
Best finisher - Brett Angell
Best technique - Jose Baxter
Greatest leader - Pat Van Den Hauwe

 

[orly]

Biggest wang - Distin