Bill Kenwright

[lancs blue]

Merseyside police have charged kenwright in respect of operation headlock

When faced with an identity parade denise baxendale-barrett homes (what ever her name is) fell to her knees and screamed he said he loved me and told me the everton empire would last a thousand years with me as queen

After being tasered for his heinous crimes, kenwright has yet to come around in the cells despite having roses wafted under his nose

Hence the delay in the club providing an update

 

[CrustySack]

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Another forty eight hours...


He better be going this club won't move forward untll he is gone and Moshiri too

Moving forward into bankruptcy proceedings!

 

[The binman chronicles]

But but the esk said.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

But but the esk said.

And just as I’d finally gotten over the Witsel debacle. I’ll never trust again.

 

[the golden visionary]

Was thinking along similar lines. Now given that gravity increases as mass does and additionally the increase in gravity slows time, perhaps we underestimated Kenwright's mass and the effect it has on time dilation.

At this point, it is impossible to project when the 48 hours will elapse.

Good old black hole bill

 

[Toffe3m4n]

But but the esk said.

Where is this coming from by the way? The Esk hasn't said anything.. lol

 

[Blue peter]

How many pages do we think we will get to here before his departure is announced?

 

[Efcjake]

Couldn't resist one last opportunity to ruin every Evertonian's day

 

[maccavennie]

Where is this coming from by the way? The Esk hasn't said anything.. lol

He posted on here Monday evening that Kenwright would be gone Wednesday and good riddance.

 

[Drico]

Where is this coming from by the way? The Esk hasn't said anything.. lol

Oh yes, he has. He told us with all the usual certainty that Kenwright would be gone on Wednesday. He has about 100 minutes to be proven right.

 

[Drico]

How many pages do we think we will get to here before his departure is announced?

1,878.

Bill insists.

 

[BlueStevie35]

But but the esk said.

The club said 48 hours, Esk merely, like all off us, took it to mean today

 

[Baggzio]

It's gonna be tomorrow now at the earliest. This club not meeting its own set deadline for an announcement is poetic in its irony really lol

All they had to say was “coming days / weeks / months even”, the fact they boldly said 48 hours and then missed that deadline is shambolic. Embarrassing from the club and I’m surprised it’s not a big media story simply because it itself shows the sheer incompetence of the club.

No doubt it’s a case of the communications team having no clue what the higher ups are doing. The left arm doesn’t know what the right arm is, never mind what it’s doing.

It’s symbolic of Kenwright’s horrible reign over us, even the most basic tasks cannot be completed without fans having to suffer through, simply to pad his ego.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Oh yes, he has. He told us with all the usual certainty that Kenwright would be gone on Wednesday. He has about 100 minutes to be proven right.

I was going to post this after he said what he said knowing it would probably jinx us

but I thought no, just on the law of averages he'd have to get something right eventually.