best/worst chat up lines

[sirblue57]

wanted to know the best chat up lines sooooo's wat does yes have ?
il start it of

your eyes are like spanners every time i look at u my nuts tighten

some one in yer family must be a baker because u have nice baps

i have a magic watch , it tells me yer na wearn any knickers
woman replies; i am wearn knickers
you then say; oh i forgot to mention my watch is five minutes fast

yer so hot, i wana kill the doctor for slappin you wen u wer born..

anyone got some?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Are you tired? cos you have bin running through my mind all night

Did you hurt your self when you fell from heaven

My clothes would look great on your bedroom floor

 

[Alio]

Any chance?

 

[RFUS]

"Would you like to have intercourse with me?"

 

[chicoazul]

What's your name sailor?

 

[spikeman]

I've got money

 

[best little spaniard]

Any chance?

This.


Or failing that, "I've got one bigger than a donkeys"

 

[Rugby Toffee]

This.


Or failing that, "I've got one bigger than a donkeys"

Ear????

 

[neonleon]

I'm as smart as a donkey and hung like Einstein.

 

[best little spaniard]

Ear????

Not quite.....guess again?

 

[Alio]

BLS...Any chance?

 

[best little spaniard]

BLS...Any chance?

*unzips

 

[Baines' left foot]

Ayy gerrll, will you get in to me?

 

[little curly alan ball]

Spoke to a Woman Yday , Single , Hot , in her 30's , LIKES Sex , has it fairly regularly ..

This Frau advised me that She nor any Woman she knows have EVER gone for a Line ...

Now , she didnt say a couple though !!!

We're all Swordsmen , Peoples ..

Patter , like life , is all about FLOW ...

Flow , an' She's tellin' you to keep her drawers as a Me-To-You , thing ...

Stand On Ya Uncle D' ...

 

[heatmeiser]

Stop screaming.