Best way to take (or not to take) kids to a game

[Dutch Toffee]

Just try to find a babysitter based in Liverpool.

I'm sure @Groucho will volunteer.

 

[Groucho]

Just try to find a babysitter based in Liverpool.

I'm sure @Groucho will volunteer.

ABSOLUTELY NOT

 

[Bluebonic]

Haha! How common was that face amongst the Goodison faithful last season!

 

[Tubey]

Haha! How common was that face amongst the Goodison faithful last season!

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[EFCvol10]

Thanks to everyone so far for the replies. Keep them coming as the humor makes work seem not so boring. As i figured, the 1 yr old will be staying in town with the wife for the day. Appreciate the feedback!

 

[Big Bob]

Thanks to everyone so far for the replies. Keep them coming as the humor makes work seem not so boring. As i figured, the 1 yr old will be staying in town with the wife for the day. Appreciate the feedback!

I’d leave the 5 year old with her too.

 

[bol-uk]

I wouldn`t take the one year old mate, as you`ll spend more time looking after the baby than watching the game.

Also the noise of the crowd may frighten him / her and you`ll end up potentially having to leave your seat for ages and find somewhere calmer, to sooth him / her.

Take the five year old, sit in the middle of the St End, breathe in Skunk fumes and be amazed at the sight of young lads, dressed like Polar Explorers, but with mad afro perms, stoned off their heads.

LOL

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The kids tickets will be Under 11, Junior 11-18.

 

[Goat]

Not a chance I would take a 1 year old the game mate, honestly it would be an utter nightmare.

 

[Groucho]

Take lots of chocolate for bribery use.

 

[Groucho]

Not a chance I would take a 1 year old the game mate, honestly it would be an utter nightmare.

Yeah this

 

[EFCvol10]

Take lots of chocolate for bribery use.

That would for sure work with my kiddos. haha

 

[LEONARD]

Best under the influence of Prozac.

You of course, and not the kids.

 

[Goat]

Yeah this

My Grandson has just turned 1, the thought of taking him the game honestly fills me with utter horror.

 

[roydo]

My Grandson

Wait. You are a Grandad?????

Fair play mate.