Best insults aimed at a player

[TheSecondComing]

Hugo Lloris time wasting and there was some very Del Boy use of language in the lower street.

“je m'appelle le *insert English phrase*”

I will let you lads use your imagination

 

[Jonte]

Gladwys Street end, almost to a man, at a certain period in the Club’s history, “Kenny Dalgish is a.....”

Oh, we can’t say that anymore.

That really got to him.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Bluekipper did a book called Turning the Air Blue years ago and some of them were absolutely hilarious.

When we had the entire ground singing “the baby’s not yours” at Steven Gerrard was marvellous and it properly got to him as well.

“Oh Brendan Rogers your son is a nonce” was good as well (because he was).

 

[Westend Blue]

Best I ever heard was against Kevin Muscat in Oz.
[Poor language removed] kev you hobgoblin looking c●●●

 

[royalblue66]

To Peter Beardsley. " hey Peter. can you lend us a fiver,till I get straight.

 

[Markja]

Someone called Gerrard, 'Huyton Square Head' at a Derby, made me laugh

 

[ClausThomsen]

Not Everton or even the professional game...

Watching St.Helens Town v City Of Liverpool and through all the usual "wool" shouts and other stuff one fella piped up during a lull...

"Yer f****** glass loving' b*******!"

 

[firefighterblue]

Heard this a few times in the 70s at goodison. Probably the same fella in the street end

"You've got a nose like a blind cobblers thumb"

Note for youngers blues - cobblers made shoes using a hammer and block

 

[Lloydystark]

Not the best insult but one of the weirdest was away fans at a game shouting you fat b*stard at the burton Albion keeper Stuart Tomlinson (he was like a slim akinfenwa)who then retired to be a pro wrestler...

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Heard this a few times in the 70s at goodison. Probably the same fella in the street end

"You've got a nose like a blind cobblers thumb"

Note for youngers blues - cobblers made shoes using a hammer and block

Haha. And the thumb?

 

[Tipp blue]

Not at a player but to the ref, Everton V Bolton a few years ago Arteta scored a belter, Rennie was the ref, during the game someone a few rows back shouted "Rennie you give me heart burn"

 

[firefighterblue]

Haha. And the thumb?

He put the leather on to a block. Then adding the sole he would hammer the tacks in. So being blind he used to hit his thumb. Making it disfigured so like a horrible nose

 

[Gwlacticos]

Lee Carsley derby 2004. I was sat a few rows back from the front of the lower Gwladys. Neil Mellor came to grab the ball after it went out and some fella shouts ‘F OFF YOU, FAT FACE’. Maybe not the wittiest line, but the timing was great. He must’ve heard it. Made me laugh anyway.

 

[riddick]

Maybe not to a player but there was a gent this season who came across completely clear on TV who was just giving the ref Anthony Taylor just so much abuse the entire first half. It was genuinely better listening to him than watching the match iirc.

 

[Connor]

WE WERE SAT IN THE GWLADYS, TOTTENHAM AT HOME IT WOZ FRIEDEL GOES UP TO TAKE A GOAL KICK, ARL FELLA IN FRONT OF US BLOWZ A RASPBERRY AS HE BOOTS IT LADS AROUND US WERE CRYIN, YOU AD TO BE DERE, DED FUNNY LAD

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