Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
As I am bored listening to GoT members either slag off our existing players or slag off players who we may or may not buy for the future, I thought I would ask what are the better insults you have heard aimed at a player (Evertonian or otherwise).
there that made me laugh were...
Ross Barkley iced to make the run a pass from his colleague required. An exasperated fan shouted “Why can’t he see these passes, any player with half a brain should see them and start moving” guy next to me says, “He has the IQ of A bathmat lad, no chance of him making an intelligent run”. Another guy, exasperated at seeing Romelu fail to another pass, screamed” F off Lukaku you’ve got a touch like a club hammeand finally at Firminho in a derby “F off and bleach yer teeth”
there that made me laugh were...
Ross Barkley iced to make the run a pass from his colleague required. An exasperated fan shouted “Why can’t he see these passes, any player with half a brain should see them and start moving” guy next to me says, “He has the IQ of A bathmat lad, no chance of him making an intelligent run”. Another guy, exasperated at seeing Romelu fail to another pass, screamed” F off Lukaku you’ve got a touch like a club hammeand finally at Firminho in a derby “F off and bleach yer teeth”