2018/19 Bernard

[yakublue]

I was excited when we signed him.

However every time I watch him he loses possession and contributes very little.

Fits right in with the rest of our attackers

 

[Nymzee]

With slightly longer studs his output would sky rocket.

 

[Mashtray]

Still think he should be in the first 11, preferably on the right for me

 

[Baines' left foot]

LMFAO what does this midget ACTUALLY do?!?!?

lol lol lol x infinity

 

[marsh]

Slips over atleast once a game..

 

[MikeH72]

So he’s not going to Chelsea for £30m now then?

 

[bol-uk]

Davies and Keane have a good game, the fans find a new target.

 

[GwladysPhil]

I like the little nappy terrier.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

LMFAO what does this midget ACTUALLY do?!?!?

lollollol x infinity

And with Baines in your name who is such a giant...you should know better...

 

[PhilRegan]

Pienaar had no pace, but he done okay for us and if anything Bernard is a fair bit quicker, we need patience sure he'll come good.

What's Pienaar's role in his 'jobs for the ole boys' position ? Ambassador or something isn't it ?

 

[stannyr]

What's Pienaar's role in his 'jobs for the ole boys' position ? Ambassador or something isn't it ?

Twitter wind up merchant I think is his job title.

 

[PhilRegan]

Twitter wind up merchant I think is his job title.

Ye I was thinking the same. Hardly a great representation for the club.

 

[argietoffee]

"farmed out to the wing" - aka playing where he's spent the majority of his career

Another just like Bilynetdinov..... was never played in his right position, as a 10!!!

This guy needed to be fed out of a chemists bottle when he landed in Europe. Like what they did with Maradona and Messi. Look at the difference between the dark sides cosimodo runt and Bernard?

About 10kgs of upper body strength.

I also think he should be breathalised. He gets a pass and immediately, falls on his hole. Just the way I like to play beach football on holidays after half a dozen cold ones.

 

[Zezti]

Anyone got a stat for 'time spent on arse'?

 

[argietoffee]

Anyone got a stat for 'time spent on arse'?

15 minutes a game.

I just pulled it out of mine.