Benitez is a fat whopper

[Curtis]

Benitez doing quality work at Celta Vigo has them 17th in the la Liga definitely should have given more time at everton right ? @ForeverBlue92

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Benitez doing quality work at Celta Vigo has them 17th in the la Liga definitely should have given more time at everton right ? @ForeverBlue92

Has taken a team on a downward spiral and destined for relegation 5 points clear of the bottom 3.

Doing a steady job there.

 

[Dancing Pat]

Has taken a team on a downward spiral and destined for relegation 5 points clear of the bottom 3.

Doing a steady job there.

The downward spiral is actually his specialist managerial trick

Along with stuffing his fat face … and wallet

 

[Jokerdan]

AGREED! Just saw the thread title and can't be arsed trawling the comments

 

[Yarrgh]

AGREED! Just saw the thread title and can't be arsed trawling the comments

Let me summarise it for you.

He's a fat slug who destroys any club he's at whilst he destroys them.

And he is always scoffing the fat git.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

He was a worse Everton manager than Mike Walker imo. At least Walker did something positive by signing Big Dunc.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

@ForeverBlue92 Has to be a troll right? Is it really possible that someone could be really that gormless, thick and stupid?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Roadblock = Benitez

Goldberg = Even the most modest of football management expectations

 

[COYBL25]

@ForeverBlue92 Has to be a troll right? Is it really possible that someone could be really that gormless, thick and stupid?

I agree with you there mate.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

@ForeverBlue92 Has to be a troll right? Is it really possible that someone could be really that gormless, thick and stupid?

100% wum.

Ask him about about converting to spirituality. He's deadly serious about that, tbf.

 

[COYBL25]

100% wum.

Ask him about about converting to spirituality. He's deadly serious about that, tbf.

Not forgetting ridding the world of the wokes and being a leading light in campaigning for the LGBT community too.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Not forgetting ridding the world of the wokes and being a leading light in the campaign for the LGBT community too.

Quite.

https://giphy.com/gifs/telegraph-Rafael-benitez-newcastle-steve-mcclaren-aRUyhCWsiiyoo

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Even the Longford Town job would be too good for that kopite slob now.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

Let me summarise it for you.

He's a fat slug who destroys any club he's at whilst he destroys them.

And he is always scoffing the fat git.

I'm expecting Benitez to appear in an episode of my six hundred pound life in another few years mate.

 

[John BCN]

Benítez further in the mire this weekend. A 4-0 thrashing at Madrid today (including 2 own goals) and relegation rivals Cádiz getting a shock win yesterday against Atléti. The rotund one is now only 2 points clear of the relegation zone.