perth_blue
Player Valuation: £20m
Drinks from a grease trap.
What’s this bouncy castle been up to since Leicester swerved him?
How hasn’t this footballing genius got a job yet?!? Boggles the mind.
We've ruined his reputationKeeping his powder dry mate for the "right" job.
He ruined it himself the fat blurt.We've ruined his reputation
So could zataraCoukd of been a better DOF then Brands
You can’t honestly believe that surely?Keeping his powder dry mate for the "right" job.
Deep down he knows the fsw's true calling is to read fairy tales to kindergarten kids in a drag outfit, whilst he looks on lovingly with a can of rainbow bud light.You can’t honestly believe that surely?
Deep down he knows the fsw's true calling is to read fairy tales to kindergarten kids in a drag outfit, whilst he looks on lovingly with a can of rainbow bud light.
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