Bedwetters Guide to Being An Evertonian During A Transfer Window

[mooseatingnome]

You must have nothing to do in your life. Lucky guy.

I'm attracted to the scent of moron. Funny I should find you here.

 

[hktoffee]

I'm attracted to the scent of moron. Funny I should find you here.

Ok. I don't even know you. Of course there are many keyboard warriors and moron in a forum you are definitely one of them. Big mouth shouting out abuse in the internet and must be a nobody in real life. Bye.

Conversation ends. Don't want to get in trouble here.

 

[mooseatingnome]

Ok. I don't even know you. Of course there are many keyboard warriors and moron in a forum you are definitely one of them. Big mouth shouting out abuse in the internet and must be a nobody in real life. Bye.

Conversation ends. Don't want to get in trouble here.

Oh you're into name calling now too. What a bully and a keyboard warrior you are.

 

[hktoffee]

Oh you're into name calling now too. What a bully and a keyboard warrior you are.

Pope, ramadan he calls him whatever...there is a gang of bully here, you are not alone.

 

[Moomin]

Come on lads, all blues in here.

 

[chrissyjack]

State of this place


* could be said of any thread at the moment

 

[AndyC]

Ok. I don't even know you. Of course there are many keyboard warriors and moron in a forum you are definitely one of them. Big mouth shouting out abuse in the internet and must be a nobody in real life. Bye.

Conversation ends. Don't want to get in trouble here.

And @mooseatingnome
Knock it off with the name calling !!!1

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Scenario 1:
Scenario 7:
Everton actually do a really good bit of business and sign a player for a reasonable fee who will definitely improve the team.
Response:
Accept nothing. Question whatever you can. Their fitness record. The standard of the team/league they came from. The colour of their hair. The fact that signing them means that one of the young lads won't get a go. The fact that you don't think much of their WAG. Do not, under any circumstances, give off any positive vibe. If all else fails, state clearly that the player is using us as a stepping stone and lament that they will leave next summer, probably for a knockdown fee. If necessary, plant the idea that a terrible release fee clause has been inserted into their contract.

That's an acronym for wife and girlfriend. That only applies to Charlie Sheen. I can see why you didn't use the acronym for wife OR girlfriend though .

 

[Toffe3m4n]

That's an acronym for wife and girlfriend. That only applies to Charlie Sheen. I can see why you didn't use the acronym for wife OR girlfriend though .

Somehow doubt that acronym would go over particularly well in this day and age.

 

[MikeH72]

How leniently will a “Koeman OUT” thread be viewed if we lose?

Got Eric banned forever last year (RIP)

 

[longers]

It's getting to the point where there are more people wetting the bed over the bedwetters than there are bedwetters wetting the bed over our club.

 

[Sapie88]

Got Eric banned forever last year (RIP)

I miss him so.

 

[Roztitute]

I enjoyed this thread

 

[Joey66]

Got Eric banned forever last year (RIP)

Are you a moderator then?

 

[Sapie88]

Are you a moderator then?

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