Baths or Showers?
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easier to get two in a shower than a bath
Well, luckily she's a foot shorter than me so there's not too much issue there, just sits between my legs. Might get a mouthful of hair now and then and I did get nuttted in the chin once when I got frisky on the sly but it beats sitting at the spicket end!
Hayee
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may i firstly ask why bathe with the mrs if you're getting nothing out of it, is it a good idea purely for platonic purposes?Well, luckily she's a foot shorter than me so there's not too much issue there, just sits between my legs. Might get a mouthful of hair now and then* and I did get nuttted in the chin once when I got frisky on the sly** but it beats sitting at the spicket end!
*too much info
**serves you right
Oh, I get plenty out of it...our jobs put us on opposing schedules so any time we can spend together is good, especially if its just a quiet moment like that.
And yes, I deserved it...but I didn't learn from it. Male's are stoopid like that.
Hayee
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spot on, i like your honesty!
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What next I wonder, what part of your anatomy do you dry first? 
I'll start, elbows.
I'll start, elbows.
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I always wondered if people with Hydrophobia take baths or showers?
do they just lick themselves, like cats?
do they just lick themselves, like cats?
Hayee
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it depends on the individual, i have about 4 baths a week, makes leg shaving easier, and a shower as and when
Hayee
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this, starting with a good rub of the hair else there's no point in drying my body
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