toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
BAS DOST = BAD TOSS
or TAD BOSS - Sign him moylez ffs
BAS DOST = BAD TOSS
BAS DOST = BAD TOSS
Dare we whisper it...
FOUR FOUR..... TWO?!?!
I just had a bad toss. Think my penis is bleeding. Not good.
Rumour is, he's a massive basstod...
This has just been reported on Radio City.
Either there's something in this, or they read the forums.![]()
Pens, tap in's; looks like a Dutch Peter Crouch.
As said before, we will revert to long ball; its an easy option that's happened before. Does nobody actually watch Everton when we run out of ideas (i.e. the start of the season). Rather stick with lone striker (Jelavic seems to play this perfectly) and fund the creativity behind him
Denis looked much better, more movement and technique on his youtube vid before he actually arrived; so a video and stats don't mean sh!t.
Imagine the chant.
"DOST,DOST,DOST".
Like some imperial SS Germany meeting..
Thats it then hes boss on Fifa 12 so must be boss in real life
Sign him up now Moyes lad